Help me create my own job title!

• I get to put my job title of choice, within reason, on my business cards and in the company directory and my email signature. Unfortunately, there is no job title for what I do other than "admin assistant," which is fine by me, but my company wants everyone to have a "more important" title. If my company had a sense of humor, I'd have this covered, but they don't. Help me come up with something appropriately corporate sounding for what is essentially a jack-of-all-trades position. I work for a multinational corporation in real estate, in an office of about 130 realtors. Just in our metro area there are 15 other offices for our corporation. There are only three other employees, and in any other company we would be labeled "admin" or "assistant," but corporate is really gung-ho about making everyone feel super-important, and to a lesser degree they do realize we do far more than the standard job description for an admin, so we get titles that reflect the more important parts of our work to put on business cards and our email signatures. Even though all three of us do a variety of admin duties (phones, filing, scheduling, blah blah), the bulk of each of our jobs is actually several different jobs (hooray for "lean" companies. Blugh). My job aside from the standard admin work has three main focuses: marketing, office IT, and closings (when people actually finally buy or sell the property they've been trying to buy or sell). They're pretty disparate (obvs) so I would have chosen "Jack of All Trades" but was denied. "Marketing-IT-Closings Person" won't fly with my superiors either. They said it makes it look like our company is supported by scattered people who are spread too thin (which it is) when they want it to look like everyone is "more than just a this or that" (which I think is dumb but whatever). My other two compatriots are "Office Coordinator" and "Listings Database Manager." (They spend time making copies and flyers and answering phones, but like I said, they also do much more.) Is there a term or phrase that is basically "Jack of All Trades but Isn't Allowed to Wear Jeans" or something? Or can any of you come up with a decent job title for someone who splits time between writing copy and building ecards, flyers, and other marketing materials for homes for sale, and tech support for 120 people who don't understand how email works, let alone how to set it up on their phones and certainly not how to work with database queries, and tracking and coordinating real estate transactions (when they happen, who gets paid what, etc.)?

• Answer:

  Operations Manager would sort of cover the IT and the closings duties, though it leaves out the marketing. Marketing Manager or Business Development Specialist would get at the marketing. Or you could keep the admin tag but call yourself Administrative Director instead of Admin Assistant. You also might think about whether you'll ever want to move to a different company, and if so what kind of work you'll want to do. Picking a title that emphasizes the work you like the best helps set you up to do more of that kind of work in the future.