Who created Uber-Ultra-Mega-God?

Ahhh my friend, have you not heard of SUPER-Uber-Ultra-Mega-God?

The giant turtle was was standing on.

Doesn't matter, Occam's razor says we should not muliply things beyond what is needed so just God will do!

I did

Quantum mechanics, a specialized branch of physics, tells us that the singularity called the Big Bang was created by a fluctuation in space/time. No little gods. No medium sized gods. No great, big gods. No gods at all, since they are *imaginary*. You don't understand the new science of matter smaller than the atom, you say? And that's why you refuse to believe it? Well, that tells us a lot about you, but nothing about quantum mechanics.

This is a rather unfunny take on the concept of infinite regression, try harder next time

How can we assume that everything needs to be created? THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS TIME AND SPACE - these are just illusions we experience in this physical universe - there are billions of universes all with different laws. God is the Universal Consciousness - everything is pure consciousness – it does not have any physical properties. We souls/spirits are just units of this universal consciousness – we are eternal (since there is no time), immortal and indestructible - so we incarnate into a physical body on earth to experience death, fear, pain, loss, etc. Since there is no time - how can there be a beginning or end of god? How can we assume that this physical universe is all there is? How can we assume that time is only linear and not simultaneous?