How should I start a 3 hour essay with a title of "Write about being a Catholic Christian"?

2000 years ago, Christians believed a man was nailed to a tree for saying be nice to one another. Since then, The Catholic Church has gone on to amass a fortune that other large corporations can only dream of.. That would be a great opener....

What's a three-hour essay ? Have you calculated the number of words you'll need? Are you going to read it - at what speed? Largo broad Slow and dignified Larghetto a little bit broad Not as slow as largo Lentando slowing Becoming slower Lento slow Slow Adagio ad agio, at ease Slow, but not as slow as largo Adagietto little adagio Faster than adagio; or a short adagio composition Andante walking Moderately slow, flowing along Moderato moderately At a moderate speed Allegretto a little bit joyful Slightly slower than allegro Largamente broadly Slow and dignified Mosso moved Agitated Allegro joyful; lively and fast Moderately fast Sostenuto sustained A slowing of tempo, often accompanied by legato playing Fermata stopped Marks a note to be held or sustained Presto ready Very fast Prestissimo very ready Very very fast, as fast as possible Accelerando accelerating Accelerating Affrettando becoming hurried Accelerating Allargando slowing and broadening Slowing down and broadening, becoming more stately and majestic, possibly louder Ritardando slowing Decelerating Rallentando becoming progressively slower Decelerating Rubato robbed Free flowing and exempt from steady rhythm Tenuto sustained Holding or sustaining a single note Accompagnato accompanied The accompaniment must follow the singer who can speed up or slow down at will Alla marcia as a march In strict tempo at a marching pace (e.g. 120 bpm) A tempo to time Return to previous tempo L'istesso tempo Same speed At the same speed ~

this is supposed to be an essay about your own personal experiences, I imagine, though it doesn't specifically say that in the subject title. So... write about your experiences as a catholic. start by writing why you believe what you believe, if there is anything that you've actually seen or experienced that TRULY re-enforces your beliefs, why Catholicism is the correct way where the others are not... And if I might offer a suggestion, think VERY hard about each of these before writing them down...

Write a fact, open up with a fact of how many there are and stuff...thats a good way to grab in readers. Then go on to explain briefly a bit about the religion then write another paragraph on being one and so on

3 hours? Just say "I'm a catholic" very slowly.