Does anyone watch Jeremy Kyle show?

• Me and ma brother are on it tomorrow. We have got a DNA test organised to see if we can find who our dad is. there is a few suspects i think it's alan mc gregor or fred west. be ...show more

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  **** has refused a lie detector test on being a bigot, must have something to hide Id love to go on that show and give Jeremy a taste of his own medicine, the guys a total pig, iv taken the time to compile a small list of things that really bug me ( not that im sad, just bored) oh, and i dont watch it everyday, just sometimes as im off work lol 1) Shouting "...That's a FACT!" at the end of every sentence, even when the context makes no sense e.g. "Why don't you get a job? That's a FACT!" (Er...no it isn't, Jeremy, it's a question!) 2) Constantly telling wife-batterers how "brave" they are for "coming on the show and putting their hands in the air" Bleaaagh! 3) Grabbing every opportunity to tell stories which he believes show him in a good light "I used to drive all night to see my kids without any sleep" without ever stopping to think that he actually comes out of it rather badly...what about all the other motorists on the road whose lives were endangered by his sleep-deprived driving? 4) When doing his wee adverts for future shows he says the number to call like this 'and now here's the phone number. It's...blah blah blah.... It's 30. It's 50. It's 30...' 5) Breathes!!