What product could I make and sell online?

BEST ANSWER 10 POINTS! If you were to make a funny fake infomercial, what product would you sell?!?

• I am doing a project and i need ideas for a fake infomercial. it can be any product! Tell me what it is (e.g. Sham wow = Towel) lol! Thanks Guys!!!

• Answer:

  Bacon made from peanuts A hat that gives your head a massage at the same time Edible forks and spoons Candy bars loaded with vitamins Frozen dinners that make your pee turn blue when you are getting sick A s&m personal trainer who whips you to make you exercise and run harder in your workout (for people whom regular motivation techniques don't work) A home kit to wire your own mouth shut do you lose weight An exercise bike that creates electricity so you can make your fat kids excercise if they want tv. (the bike needs to move to keep the tv on) Experience the thrill of being rich. Send money to me and I will make videos of shat it is like and send to you. Live lrhe good life secondarily through me. Green vacuum. For those wanting to be friendly to the planet and not use fossil fuels that create electricity - this non electric vaccuum looks like a normal vaccuum but has a long straw. You suck the straw to suck up the dirt with your own lungs using filters so the dirt does not get to you. Extreme alcohol preventer. Wired in to your blood steam - this alcohol detection unit explodes off a finger if it detects alcohol. (warning - do not take cough medicine with this product) In ground grass cutting. Built in to your yard just like an underground watering system. This combines this model with a weed eater. Distributed all around tour yard, the heads pop up and spin holding a small chain. Your yard is cut in less than a minute. (warning - being on the yard when this happens is fatal) (I love this one). The freak kit. Teachers giving you bad grades? For $99.99 we send you a freak kit. Complete with how to dress and what to say to your teacher to make them scared to give you a bad grade. Chapter 1 - stalking. Chapter 2 ask if you can watch them sleep. Etc