How can you catch the big fish in lake Erie?

What to fish with at lake erie?

• im going to lake erie newyork and where i fish there is still water. its a boardwalk. what should i use. lures ? bait? idc what fish i catch i just want to know what i should use for ...show more

• Answer:

  Ok im an expert on this ive been doing it for 35 years its an old japanese fishing trick ok so you cut your penis off with a rusty knife SLOWLY or the japanese gods will not be appeased, then tie your severed penis to fishing line but not before sprinkling it with *** hair for good luck only then may you tie the penis knot, after this you must lick your severed penis 8 times 4 times up the shaft 4 times down it after that is completed put a band-aid over the veins gushing blood where your penis should be but it isnt cuz u cut it off, after this you must rip off exactly 53 pubic hairs and yell important things with dmitri martin was a commercial failure and after swallow the pubes to strengthen your senses, then you may toss your penis into the water and in no time you will probably realize that fish dont eat penises, but hey, they might? So keep trying until you feel dizzy and confused this is the blood loss dont mind it youll die anyway so you know keep fishin and eventually you will die in the most dignified way possible. This technique works. I expect my account to be banned i dont need crystal ball to see that coming, have some humor? Idk have fun chopping your penis off, and happy fishing! With your penis Source(s):