Since there is no cup race this weekend is it OK to have a virtual race instead? 50 lap Shootout?

LAP 6 UNDER CAUTION- JUAN MONTOYA punches Dale JR in the nose but JR backs down from the fight. Juan is subdued and called to go to the NASCAR trailer. The cars are about to restart

This Sucks.

Lap 50: Jimmie Johnson is leading with Jamie McMurray and Carl Edwards on his tail, Behind them is Kyle Busch Jeff Gordon and Jeff Burton. Edwards gets the pass on McMurray high and Busch goes low and Stwart follows him and is able to give him a push. We are now coming out of turn 4. Busch is assing Jimmie and Tony gets up there. Jimmie Goes left and spins Stewart out and edwards gets the pass to get second. 1) Kyle Busch 2) Carl Edwards 3)Jamie McMurray 4)Jeff Gordon 5)Jeff Burton 6)Greg Biffle 7)Jimmie Johnson 8)Tony Stewart

Lap 4: Dale Jr. takes a wild flip with help from Juan Pablo and his day is done. They look like they are going to fight in the pits. The caution bunches everyone up, but all eyes are looking at Jr and Juan to see if they will fight

Kyle begins his burnouts, gets out of his car, stands up on the roof, makes a "Wha happon!?" gesture, bows (amid a chorus of cheers??) , runs quickly to the flagstand to get the flag, dodges a few beer cans, and quickly goes back in the car. A nascar official walks up to his car and urges him to go to victory lane. Meanwhile, Marty Snider checks up on Jr. Jr's take: "Man, we had a great car.. want to thank the guys back at the shop, this National Guard/AMP Impala had a chance..but Juan... I don't know man.." Marty: "Thanks Junior." Juan Montoya is then interviewed by another reporter. Reporter: "Juan, what happened?" Juan: "Well, I got a good run , i made my move, Jr. wouldn't get out of the (bleep) way." Juan then avoids all further questions. Bill Weber: "To victory lane, where Kyle Busch celebrates yet another victory here in 2008!" Victory lane interview, anyone?

Lap 11, Jimmie Johnson crashes into Jeff Gordon and Jeff Hits Casey Mears and all Hendrick Drivers crashed except Dale Jr. Yay! Dale Jr. wins the race PERIOD. GORDON SUCKS HE FINISHES IN 43rd AND CRIES TO HIS WIFE! Goodbye. tehe.

Out of nowhere the 8 car spurts to the lead looks like old man Martin might have doubled up on his viagra perscription, cuz that dont look like no gear shift in his hand to me...........

Tina I think you should sing for us LOL! Thanks for the virtual race! I want to see another green-white-checkers with Rowdy pushing someone out of the was like he did Jimmie ROFLMAO!

10 laps to go and single file restart... 1st..Kyle 2nd..Kurt 3rd..Harvick 4th..Johnson 5th..Gordan 6th..JR 7th..Burton 8th..Edwards 9th..Biffle 10th..Kennesth 11..JPM green, green, green...Kyle and Kurt in dead heat into turn one Johnson and Gordon and JR 3 wide..Biffle take the inside , Harvick blows a tire, Burton and Edwards into grass..and JPM takes out 2-10, Kyle WINS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOps, sorry got carried away..sorry..I penalized myself 100 points and now hanging head and heading back to big red truck for Nascar to hand down more penalities for not playing fair..lol Why me getting all thumbs, ???A salute maybe??? I gonna take my marbles and go home..lol