If you could take ONE Footballer ....?

1. Joey Barton 2. Schools and football acadamies. 3. Tell the audience " this is not the way to be a model footballer "

C.Ronaldo Take him to a strip club ((He's never been to one)) Teach him how NOT to ''fall over''.

1. Fabregas 2. to a football stadium where i live 3. show him how fanatic and violent people are during football matches lol or 1.Ramsey 2.to the beach 3.stare at the moon all night exchanging sweet kisses!!

anna kournikova, im sure she must of kicked a tennis ball or something on the floor in the house so ill, take my time to teach her more, maybe a good calf massage the most underrated part of football.

1. What Footballer would you choose?Fernando Torres 2. Where would you take him?Anywhere He Wanted 3. What would you do?Anything He Wanteed;]

1) i will choose Kai Natasha USA women national team forward 2) i will take her to one of best restaurant in rome. 3) oops

1.Footballer would be KAKA. 2.I would rather see what he does during his day. 3.Lessons on how to become a role model :) He is a class act for me..

Martin Laursen(that would piss the missus off she actually likes him) take him down the rub-a-dub dub (pub) invite the missus and watch her droooooool all over him like a schoolgirl lol then play some footy in the park with my kids..! PS i agree that all this fuss over touz's tourni has taken away fom what has been a very nicely thought out segment in both the fifa&uk sections and im totally disgusted by what some have said i will be having words(nice ones) with touz about it myself..!

1. I'd probably choose Lionel Messi.He seems like a pretty cool guy. 2. Since school's out,I'd probably bring him out and enjoy what Singapore has to offer.Food,sightseeing,the works. 3. I would probably ask him to play football with my cousin,his friends and I.He would of course be on my team,and I'd like him to teach me a few tricks.I'd probably bring him out to meet some of my female acquaintances,just to see them drool over him like some infants.That'll be my entertainment for the day.Probably bring him to shoot some pool,or play bowling.Fun stuff basically. I'm a little bit perplexed by all the animosity and such.What's going on around here?