Vintage/unique Halloween costume ideas?

REALLY WEIRD BUT UNIQUE STUFF: Hamburglar Take some white pajamas and make wide horizontal stripes on them with a black marker or tape. Add a wide-brimmed black hat with a yellow hatband, a black cape, some red sneakers, red gloves, and a red tie with hamburgers on it. Wear a bandit mask (cut eye holes in a piece of black fabric and tie it around your face). Bearded Lady in the Circus Great for a guy who already has a beard. Just wear a pink tutu, tights, make-up and a wig.For girls just get a beard Satellite Victim Wear normal clothes. Take some miscellaneous metal parts off of an old tv or appliance, and attach them to your clothes and skin, add cuts, fake blood etc. Tell people when the satellite fell to earth, you were in its path! Here's Johnny For this costume you need to make yourself look like Jack Nicholson's character in The Shining. You'll need his crazy hair and scruffy beard. Then take posterboard or a light piece of wood, paint it to recreate a small door that you have smashed your face through. Attach it to your face using a strap around the back of your head. Carry a fake hatchet. Cute As A Button Take two large paper plates and cover them with fabric (color of your choice). Add four small circles of black felt to the center of each plate (to make them look like a large buttons). Put two small holes at the top of each plate and connect them together with ribbons, then hang them over your shoulders (so one button is over your chest and the other is over your back). Wear over cute clothes! Optional: wear a cap that says "Cute as a button Charlie Sheen Wear khaki shorts, a two-toned bowling shirt, high socks and loafers. You need dark brown shaggy hair. Use spirit gum and some patches of fake fur to give yourself bushy eyebrows. Carry a bottle of "Tiger Blood" and say "Winning!" a lot. Candyland Wear a cute dress in the Candyland game theme colors (pastel pink and green). The more stripes and ruffles, the better! Attach lollypops, candy canes, gum drops, licorice, etc. to your clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc. Wear bright colorful make-up, hair and accessories. Frozen Head Make a refrigerator out of cardboard. It should have two sections: a refrigerator on the bottom with a door that won't open (it's covering your body), and a freezer on the top (with a door that is swung open to reveal your head). Cut holes for your arms and a hole so your head can stick up into the freezer. Paint it to look like a refrigerator, add handles, refrigerator magnets, etc. Get some fake snow and glue it around the inside walls of the freezer. Glue an ice cube tray and some fake frozen food next to your head. Use white glittery make-up to give your skin a frozen look, and put some baby powder and sparkles in your hair. Cupcake To make the bottom of the cupcake, find some corrugated cardboard (the kind with the ridges). Cut a piece and form it into a circle, big enough to fit around your hips. Paint it the color of your choice and attach it to some straps so it can hang over your shoulders. For the frosting, create a big poof of pink chiffon fabric. Attach it around your upper chest. Sprinkle some glitter on top or make fake sprinkles out of felt. Optional: make a cherry hat but turning a red plastic bowl upside down and adding a fake stem. Arnold Schwartzenegger and a Maid Costume for Two: He dresses as Arnold (business suit, huge muscles, cigar, etc.). She dresses like a maid (black dress, bibbed apron, ruffled pettycoat, feather duster, etc.).