What is a really funny Halloween costume?

Really funny and clever halloween costume ideas?

• So on october 31st we get to wear halloween costumes to school. I really want to have something clever and funny and maybe ironic? Some ideas i have already are: thing 1 & thing 2 ...show more

• Answer:

  Here are some unique and weird ideas to help you this Halloween season. 1. A Highway: Wear all black sweat suit, stick on white or yellow tape on your legs and chest to resemble lines in a road. Attach tiny cars and road signs onto your pants and shirt. 2. Nudist on Strike: Wear normal clothes and wear a sign around your neck that says "Nudist on Strike." 3. Flasher: Wear regular clothes under a long trench coat. Make a belt out of flashbulbs or old cameras. Tell people you are a flasher and then flash at will. 4. Grim Reaper on Vacation: Buy or make a Grim Reaper outfit, but then wear a lei or flowered necklace, a camera around your neck, Bermuda shorts, paint your nose white (like lifeguards) and carry around some postcards or a map. 5. Typical Tourist: Wear a big floppy hat, flowered shirt and long shorts, flip-flop sandals and a camera around your neck. Carry a map and look lost all the time. 6. Cheating Husband: Men can wear a button down shirt that is buttoned all wrong, pants slightly unzipped, shoes untied or on wrong feet, lipstick kisses on collar, shirt, neck or even on pants and hair messed up. Tell people you didn't dress in costume, you forgot about the party and just dropped what you were doing to come over. 7. Cheating Wife: Women can wear a skirt with the back tucked into pantyhose; hair messed up, make-up smeared and bra on the outside of shirt. 8. Undecided: Wear solid colored clothing and cut question marks out of paper. Staple or pin them to your outfit and when people ask what you are tell them either "I don't know, what am I?" or "It's still a mystery." 9. Ultimate Superhero: Gather together many elements of superhero costumes such as Superman's Cape, Batman's mask, Green Lantern's ring, etc. and wear them all. 10. Twister Game: Buy a Twister game. Staple ribbon to two corners of the spinner and tie the ribbon under your chin so the spinner becomes a "hat." Cut a hole in the center of the Twister mat and wear it like a poncho. All night long you can tell people to "put left hand on red" and so on. 11. Web Surfer: Wear a wetsuit like surfers wear, then drape yourself with fake cobwebs. 12. Matchstick or Cigarette: Wear all white clothing with a red stocking cap. For a cigarette try wearing tan pants or cut white pants short and sew brown material from the end of the shorts down to your ankles. This makes the filter. If you can make a belt or sash with a brand name of the cigarette, even better! 13. Leaf Blower: Wear regular clothes. Wear a hat with a leaf hanging down from the rim so that the leaf is in front of your face. When people ask what you are blow on he leaf and make them guess. 14. Tornado: Wear all black or gray clothing. Sew strings of varying lengths all over your outfit. On the ends of the string, tie on tiny houses, people, cars, animals, etc. When people ask what you are, spin around fast and make sounds like a tornado. 15. Cereal Killer: Clothing should be kind of rugged and torn. Carry a bloody knife and have blood on your clothes. Attach labels or actual little cereal boxes all over your clothes. 16. Miss Matched: Dress in a gown such as a beauty queen might wear. Buy wide ribbon long enough for a sash around your shoulder. On the sash write "Miss Matched." Then wear your makeup different on both sides of your face, your hair styled different, different earrings, different shoes and different colored nail polish. 17. Killer Bee: Buy a bee costume. Smear some fake blood on it and carry a fake weapon. 18. Spelling Bee: Buy a bee costume. Attach felt or Velcro letters to your suit and carry some around with you. If you can get enough little letters in Velcro your friends will have fun spelling words on you! 19. Peeping Tom: Wear regular clothes and a name tag that says "Tom". Make a window frame out of cardboard, even add curtains if you are feeling real creative. When people ask what you are, hold up the "window" and peep through it. 20. Red Riding in the Hood: Buy or make a red cape with hood. Have tattoos on your arms, a spiked collar, lots of piercing, etc. and talk tough all night long. 21. In the Shower: Wrap a towel around your body (wearing a tube top and shorts under the towel is optional). Wrap a towel around your head turban style or wear a shower cap. Carry a rubber duck and a back scrubber. 22. Cat Burglar: Wear black clothes, black stocking cap, ski mask or Lone Ranger-style mask. Carry a bag with some stuffed cats peeking out. 23. Kissing Booth: Find a box big enough to fit over your body. Cut or open the bottom and top of the box so that you can slip into the box. Tie rope onto one end of the box so the ropes can go over your shoulders (this will hold the box on you). Wear sexy clothes and have lipstick kisses on your clothes and face. On the box write "Kisses, $1.00."