What happens if I scratch my butt during a McDonald's job interview?

Perfect! They are looking for low class morons. Who else would work for a demeaning low end job at McDonalds?

everyone at mcdonald's scratches their butt...in fact, you are highly qualified to work at mcdonalds.

OK, how did you scratch? I mean, did you show follow-thru? REALLY get in there and get the job done? When you finished, did you sniff your fingers. It shows concern for quality control. These details are important.

If he don't call you tommorrow wait till the 3rd day then call, let him know you normally wash after you scratch.

As long as you didn't scratch your front... It's OK... You may have to work up to fries. You will probably be the guy taking out the trash, cleaning the parking lot, and making sure they do not have toilet paper in the ladies bathroom. Food Luck

As an experienced McDonald's worker there are two variables here. 1) The scratch itself If you like reached down into your pants and gave yourself a really long hard scratch then you should probably apply at a truck stop. If it was just a quick fix that could have easily looked like you were just had your hand on your butt for a moment your potential boss probably didn't notice. 2)Desperation How did everything else go? Are they short staffed? If the rest of the interview was ok and they're as short staffed as every other minimum wage employer in North America then the ammount of butt scratch that will be over looked increases. I've worked with more butt scratchers than you can imagine; but as long as they do more than just that (and promptly sanitize their hands) then your boss considers themself luckier than the owner of the truck stop.

They'll assign you the butt scratching station. You'll do great.

It depends on how desperate they are.

At that place I figure you'll be fine.