Whats the best way to move crack across the country?

Please tell me this is a joke. Please, please tell me our society hasnt become this pathetic.

idk man

Are you serious man?..I swear that this society keeps getting worse and worse every single day.

okay this is what you do put it in your car and just drive and no one with notice.. or you can shove it in ur a*swhole and do what the other guy said. good luck.

If your white you probably wont be a very good crack dealer. Most of the consumers of crack are very poor people who do not care much about the quality of their drug,and most of the very poor ppl in this country happen to be black or latino. White ppl do powder,or soft.Hard or crack is a nasty mix of cocaine,baking soda and whatever other dangerous-nasty chemical the crack dealer mixed in and cooked up. With crack you cant really tell exactly what it was formed with so anybody with any kind of brain stays away from the stuff. For all you know you could be smoking a little cocaine,soap,baking soda and di ck cheese rock and you would never know. But for that same reason is why it is so profitable. The dealers use very small amounts of actual cocaine,while trying to make the product as potent as possible w cheap non narcotic's or over the counter items. Its the hoods version of moonshine basically.I have had friends sell cocaine before,not crack,and I have thought about doing it myself,but it is much harder to get away with selling coke then it is other drugs. For one your customers usually arent fully functioning citizens,which means they aren't earning the money you are making off them in a legal way,and when they get caught breaking the law who do you think is the first person they will tell on? The trick is to be the guy above the guy who actually interacts w the customers,and even then your at risk of your salesperson getting clipped then turning on you..It all really goes back to the product.If the product your selling allows your customers to remain functional citizens producing money legally then there is less a chance of you ever getting caught selling narcotics,and I guess crack does not allow crackheads to do that so moral of the story is DONT SELL CRACK!

Load the crack into a backpack. Steal a plane. Fly cross-country. Easy as that!