If you go to the DMV & report a driving license as missing/stolen.....?

No not intel the one that is lost has expired then its invalid

"We've known each other for many a month now, but this is the 1st time you've ever came to me for counsel or for help! I can't even remember the last time that you invited me to your house for a cup of coffee or a good ole peppermint schnapps, even though my aunt is godmother to your cousin and I a fatherly figure to you. But let's be frank here you never wanted my friendly counsel and uh you were afraid to be in my debt. I understand that you found paradise in America, you had a good trade, you made a good living, the police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me, but now you come to me at your most vulnerable saying, Anthony give me justice, but you don't ask with respect. You don't even think to call me thou the greatest of all that is great. Instead, you come into my house on this day of my birth date with not so much of a happy birthday, but you uh ask me to do murder for $." ------- I will do your bidding for you and unleash havoc onto the DMV and tell them that if they don't get you a new driving license with the 1st one not remaining validated it then they will pay the ultimate price, their deaths. But, keep in mind. Someday, and that day may never come, I'll call upon you to do a service for me. But uh, until that day - accept this justice as a gift on my birthday.

no