Share your funniest and best acting stories you got from your children with the "I'm too sick for school"

when my son was in first grade, one morning he got up and said "my head hurts right here..." and pointed to his stomach.....lol

I would blow dry my face until it got really hot and then i'd call my mom she'd put the temperature thingy with me and then leave and while she was gone i'd put it in my cofee my temperature was 120*F

7 yr old cus of mine put red markers on his face said he was sick

Every once in a while my fiance & I take a sick day together since he works 2nds shift & we lay around & relax on the couch allday. One morning my daughter woke up & said "Mama, I think I need to take a sick day today." It cracked me up!

My son is very gifted in these matters - he can actually MAKE himself throw up and THINK himself sick, but after the first couple times I realized what he was doing, so now he has to find another strategy. :)

one time i said i had a stye in my eye and it was allpuffy!

i use to tell my parents i threw up in my sleep and i would tell them that i didnt have any pads left when they just bought me some a week ago

once my kids got to high school they use to party a lot and I do mean a lot.. I would stop around 10:00 or so but they would stay up... because crack will do that to ya.. anyway, when it was time to go to school they would still be up from the night before.. I tried to make them go but eventually I let them drop out, they wasn't learning anything anyway.