What are 10 things ppl always buy in EBAY?

What are 10 things ppl always buy in EBAY?

• Answer:

  unioctashii; they're these animals with the body of a dinosaur, feet of a kangaroo, a whale tale, gills, t-rex arms, faerie wings with actual stars on them, vampire fangs and a unicorn horn that is actually a party hat that has tounge growing out of the top with spits poison which turns into fire, which if you are hit by it turns you into a giant purple nose with orange polka dots and has blue and green tie dye boogers that are eternally runny. the only way to kill a unioctashii is by finding one of the giant purple noses and then freezing the boogers into the shape of a spearhead and making a spear out of it. then you have to get eaten by the unioctashii while avoiding the fangs and enter its stomach. then you have to pierce the spear through it's belly button, where theres an evil cell that must be detached from the unioctashii from the inside out in order for it to die. then you have to climb out fast because when the unioctashii dies, it turns into a 2¢ piece and you could become part of the 2¢ piece. once you get out your spear turns into a sword which has a party ha for a point that has a siren going off every two seconds so that the murdered unioctashiis bretheren can hunt you down and murder you. oh yes and when it wants to fly it blasts off by shooting rainbows from its feet.