Does anyone know where I can get hand jobs in the winter?

I work for a balloon manufacturing company. It's a bl0w job.

You really should proof read your questions before you submit them. But don't worry. We all knew you meant to say 'blow.'

What a shame... when I read the first part of this question, I thought you were saying that you were a hand model looking for work. I was about to ask if I could see your portfolio full of infomercial utensil demonstrations and fancy wristwatch magazine ads. I began imagining your hands - manly, but not too rough... perfectly-sized palms and fingers... nails, smooth and short... well-worked knuckles. See I am actually looking to hire someone to help me out with a photography project I am doing. The main subject will be the female anatomy, but I need a good pair of hands to, well we'll just say "stimulate" the body part(s) in each photo. Most of the photos are going to be close-ups, thus the need for someone that knows how to use their hands, so to speak. So surely you now understand my excitement at the thought of acquiring a hand model that I personally know. But then I read the rest of your question and realized you simply meant you enjoy using your hands... which now that I think about it, is a much more important requirement, as far as the concept I'm going for with this project. Psht... who needs a hand model? Just gimme a nail file, a cuticle stick, a buffer, and some thick hand lotion and we'll have your hands feeling and looking so good I'm sure they'll work perfectly fine. Better than fine, even. Wow... it really is too bad you are looking for something more along the lines of construction/cooking/manufacturing/etc. 'cause I'm sure your hands (and most likely the rest of you) would stay plenty warm doing this. It doesn't require being outdoors, I mean... well unless I were to become inspired with some sort of crazy outdoors-theme idea. I am of course the photographer behind this project but did I happen to mention I am also the model? So you see I am rather invested in this whole thing, and very passionate, so who knows what lengths I'd go to in order to get the perfect end result. Well if there's anything I can do to persuade you to change your mind, just let me know!

There's scratchun post jobs everywhere........but teh kitteh underground es a darrk and mustairayooos plais

Start your own hand job business & specialise in home delivery so you can work in warmth.

ha ha ha well guys like hand jobs.. lol this question is HILARIOUS

ROFL....Dude....did you read that before you posted it? Wow...I'm surprised it hasn't been deleted yet!

I heard they're good at that year-round in Ukraine and Russia. The girls sure are cute there!! :)

Hmm I have a suggestion... But you wont like it if your a straight man... XD