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How can I get a job at McDonalds?

How can I get a job at McDonalds?

  • I sit and eat big macs all day long, how can I get a job at McDonalds so I can get a discount on my big macs? I am too fat to move but I am a hard worker.

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    Tell them you poop ground beef and p'ss ketchup, you'll be hired in a split second

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i'd go to their restaurant and apply online. that's usually what they will ask you to do anyway, even if you go in with an application. good luck!!!!!

Megen R

you must be at least be 16 years old and fill out an application at this link http://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en/careers/working_here.html

you don't want to work there! i did worst job ever i hated it

charmedgoddess23

"I am too fat to move but I am a hard worker." Sounds like you are already employed there!

br549

Failed attempt at trolling. Surely you are not stupid enough to not know to go FILL OUT AN APPLICATION!

Buster Hymen

If you have spots all over your face, you're skinny and pale white, and you have no personality so others can mistreat you to end, then you already have your job.

tim

Go under the troll bridge to apply.

David14

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