Dark armpits - How to treat it?

hmm, that's a tough one. not many of us have dark & stinky armpits as we believe in taking a shower every day. sometimes having horrible hygiene can also lead to this ugly rash on your butt cheek, that peeps out and screams "oh you unclean muthaf#cka". i'd advice you to shave that pristine amazon jungle theme you've got going there in your underarms and always let plenty of air in so your dark and fugly armpits or might i call them shitpits, can stay clean and dry. Or you could just buy a bull terrier and make it lick your underarms every time you're home from playing ghetto ball (i firmly believe you live somewhere in a ghetto).