How can I get myself fired from my pharmacy tech job?

Even if you hate your job you will regret trying to get fired. Because it is real hard finding a job it's like not that easy. I know People who would be real thankful to get a job. Even if it's as a garbage man. You shoul be every thankful that you even have a job. It's not no I'm just going to get fired and find another job. NO ! It does not go like that.

Your post is an obvious hoax. I guess that it's a slow day at Walgreens, nes pa?

Start looking for a new job. Where l am from, you don't get benefits if you are fired, and most jurisdictions have this same rule. The reason is that you were qualified for the job, you made it past the trial period, so if you get fired, it was your choice - just like quitting - you aren't doing the job you were hired to do. So get your resume ready, shop around, and with the knowledge that you will get another job, that will make your current job more livable

I think you're doing everything right, just keep it up. Don't show up or be really late, don't answer the phone, take very long lunch breaks, that sort of thing. Maybe call in sick last minute a bunch, too. I would suggest not being rude to customers though, that seems like going a little too far... well, unless the are being really stupid or something then you have a reason to tell them to tell them off. Although, when you in an interview for another job, don't you think they'll ask why you got fired? I guess you just won't be able to use the pharmacy as a reference then.

Do something to make customers complain a lot, don't wear ur uniform, ask ur boss how his sex life is, genuinly ask ur boss why he is so ugly, complain how horrible ur job is to every customer, eat on the job, spill an expensive order

I believe you DO NOT receive unemployment benefits if you get FIRED. Only if they laid you off, you can.