Is There An Online Application To Apply For A Job At Staples?

Can Staples Keep A Good Christian Down?

  • Well, I wanted to get a job at Staples. So I filled out the application, and they wanted references. I wrote down Jesus. They wanted to know if I had sales experience, and having been ...show more

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    If they are industrial staples .. and you have enough of them.

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Better that they go down on you, than keep you down, I say.

since you called your job interviewer a vile temptress and a tramp, yes. yes it can. quite easily, considering you insulted the woman that decides if you get the job or not

becky

Did you really want to work there in the first place. I think you are having us on. When I read the actual question as it reflects the opportunity for someone to staple you to the cross for some reason or another. However in your rational you are applying for a job. Your application shouldn't have been accepted with out written references and I think that would have been in the too hard basket of getting one from Jesus. Although you could have produced references of Bible selling door to door and that in itself would have got you the job only you were smart *** at the interviewer who should have taken a intervention order and sexual harassment charge against your Christian views on life. Now that we all have pointed you in the right direction towards gaining meaningful employment are you going to apply for another job say on Yahoo.

Drop short and duck

You should have slapped her on the forehead and cast out the demons. You ahhh healed!!!

triviadude318

Not even when nailed to a cross!

Eric M

if you were getting up over just a top button undone, you are not a "good christian"...

Crazy Pirate (((zilla)))

Only if a lot of staples are used ...

Alpha Beta

No. No way. You Cannot be serious.

What? Me Worry?

Staples won't call you for a long time!! They will put a flag on your files. lol That was funny! You should have told her that Jesus is cOming soon and you would've had the job. lol

★♠RAE in N.Y.♠★

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