How did Adolf Hitler really die?

How did Adolf Hitler die?

  • Okay, so I'm about to write a crackship fanfiction and I would like to know HOW DID HITLER DIE? Just kinda give me a quick Summary of what happened to hm and maybe his wife. ...show more

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    He did not at all. Infact, he ripped off his sweet mustache, and walked outside normally, and no one had noticed it was ever him. A sly bastard he was. But in all seriousness, he drowned trying to swim in his morning coffee--He was such a silly, playful person. His wife died from severe vaginal pain, that being because... Well, hm... Let's, just say, that Hitler used to nickname his wife's vagina--"morning coffee". Their dog evolved into a re-verse, spirit re-reaper, and brought 4 million Jews back to life. And then life span caught up to him and he passed... He was a very meaningful being in the Hitler Family... His Daddy adolf would've been so prou-... Actually, he would've been really pissed and would've knicked him over the head with his pink slippers.

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No one really knows as fare as I know some people say pill or shot him self in the head but he did do meth I thought you could learn somthing from that

Tyler

Hitler was just a misunderstood artist. Rejection is the most brutal of human conditions and young Adolf underwent the metamorphosis into the monster of our historical lore by his rejection from art school. See him his happiest and read all about it at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2010/02/happy-little-hitler.html

Brandt

Suicide because he was going to be caught.

Jason

He shot himself in the head before the Soviets could get hold off him in his bunker.

Jamesy

he took cyonide pills 2 his wife & shot himself in his secret bunker, before the Allies could reach him???

Sweettooth Jr

He shot himself in the head.

Alex L

Hitler shot himself in the right temple. He didn't shoot himself in the mouth and he did NOT take a "cyanide" (prussic acid) capsule. Eva Braun-Hitler killed herself with prussic acid, then Hitler shot himself. These were the conclusions of German expert investigators in 1956, who interviewed the surviving witnesses.

Tim D

Suicide. Hitler actually killed his dog Blondie by giving her cyanide. Joe is thinking of Joseph Goebbels, who shot his wife and poisoned his children,

Ben

Suicide by gunshot in his bunker. Rather standing up to face the music, he shot himself in the bunker in the Battle of Berlin in 1945.

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