I went with my boyfriend to a strip club just to be crazy, and a stripper farted in my face. Was it on purpose

I nearly died laughing after reading this:)

Hard to say from here. I expected if you had just eaten and had to waggle your butt to music you might expel some gas too. After that I bet she wasn't going to get any folded up dollars to tuck in her g string from you. I suppose you could avenge yourself. Go have a meal of fajitas with fried onions and refried beans. Then ask him to zip up your skirt. Hydrogen sulfide is deadly in low concentrations but no court in the country would convict you of murder.

Thats nasty. You should complain!

maybe it made you smell better?

You didn't tip did you?? OMG how awful.

It was probably on purpose, if she had to, she could have spun away for a minute to let loose. BTW, this question made me laugh out loud at work! thanks for the laugh

get a life.

Probably, so you'd leave and she can concentrate on performing for your bf!

youre lucky, you usually got to pay extra for that kind of action.