What was the last thing you laughed at?

I live on a farm. We have been having tremendously bad snow, and drifting snow, due to the 50mph winds we had all night. One of my Great Pyrenees (a very large dog breed) leaped the fence. I was outside trying to catch her, while she leaped about like a rabbit. I was stuggling through drifts of snow up past my waist. I fell for about the thousandth time....completely exsausted, and worried sick she was going to dart in front of a snow plow, I started to cry. Of course this brought Luna (the Great Pyrenees) leaping through the snow, strait to me, to see what was wrong with me. So then of course I'm laughing, because I'm so relieved she's now safely on a leash, and because if I'd known I only had to sit in the snow and cry to catch her, I would have done that immediately! Also laughing, because I was terribly relieved that my 100+ goats that Luna guards did not find the breach in the fence and come pouring out with her! ~Garnet

This email forward: The Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; It's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers. The woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to drive. The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cork back in, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No, I think I'll just wait for the police...." * * * * MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, and can be evil bitches. Don't mess with them.

My daughter and her friend messing about today. We were playing a game of spooking each other out, which involved a lot of giggling!

Reno 911

a message on facebook

The short answer: my husband doesn’t know a kidney from a fetus. Detail: My cousin’s wife is getting a college degree in something to do with ultrasounds. Today my husband sent me an e-mail asking if cuz & wife were expecting because she has an ultrasound photo on MySpace. E-mailed cuz and found out it’s a pic of her friend’s kidney, apparently posted to mess with people. He’s been asked this question more than a few times today and his wife doesn’t want to take it down, poor guy.

Someone on Y!A wanted to know "when you fart in the bath, why does it smell?". It was quite hilarious. the responses in particular. Definitely worth the giggle fit! haha! =D

My Boss!

my wage ,oh no that's everyone else it's a right joke