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How should four roommates go about getting a couch in NYC?

  • I'm down to buy a couch, but I don't want to own a couch. I think everyone else I'm living with feels the same. But we have a big empty living room and need a couch. I've only ever lived in shares where the house/apartment was effectively furnished. If I had my own place then of course I'd furnish it all myself, but what's the protocol when it's roommates? The only couching strategies I can think of are: 1) Everyone throws down $100-300 for a nice couch. If I don't sign the lease next year, or the year after, eat the $100-300 as the couch belongs to the apartment now. OR, if everyone decides not to sign the lease next year, the couch can go to any roommate who would like to buy out the others shares of couch stock. Or something...not sure how this would work and seems like it could lead to couch drama. 2) Buy the couch myself since no one else is stepping up, and when it's time for me to move, offer to sell the used couch to my remaining roommates or on Craigslist for a couple hundred dollars marked down, which I guess is similar to eating the above 100-300 in the cost splitting scenario. Has anyone ever sold a couch in NY though? I can't imagine it's popular to buy used couches off craigslist with bedbugs and whatnot, but correct me if I'm wrong. 3) Buy the couch myself, and when it's time for me to move...just take it with me. That said, something fills me with anxiety about being a couch-owner in NY - I don't know how many times I'm going to move, or be in temporary housing between apartments, or find a great houseshare further down the road where there is no need for a couch and maybe there is already a couch. Or if I just don't want it anymore for whatever reason and can't get rid of it, and it's only been 2 years. Or something. Or anything. As you can see, I'm way over-thinking it all but my point is - I really don't like owning a lot of stuff at this age (mid 20's) as I'm somewhat of a minimalist. But I do appreciate a good couch. What would you do, or what have you done in the past?

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    Go to IKEA en masse (preferably at 11AM on a Tuesday, and yes, this is like a recipe for an episode of Seinfeld). Pick a couch you like and that you'd all feel comfortable paying a quarter of the price of. Divide the price by 4. Everyone pays 25% of the couch. You are now the proud collective owners of a sequence of boxes that contain the ingredients for you to assemble your own couch! (It's on you guys to figure out how best to assemble it and who has to buy the beer; that's totally off-topic for this AskMe.) When the living situation breaks up, you have a few options: - Just like whatever, man, because it's been 2 years and you only paid $100 apiece for the thing anyway. - Whoever wants the couch can "buy out" the other roommates. - Sell on Craigslist, divvy up the cash. The key to avoiding couch drama is for nobody to really care that much. If you've got anyone with Serious Opinions on couches, or who feels adamantly that $150 is too much to pay for a quarter of a couch, this solution is not going to work. In that case, I would say that the one with the Big Opinions should just buy their own damn couch, or that the cheap asshole should just not contribute, but you should make him sit on the floor for a month and laugh at him as you enjoy your new couch.

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Ikea couches are disposable. If you pay less than $1000 for a couch, you don't own it; you're renting it from the dump for a few years,

supercres

I would go with pitching in all together and saying that the couch lives with the apartment. Whoever is the last person in the apartment who is also a person who paid money for the couch gets the couch. If there are two people, someone can buy it from the other person or flip a coin or some such. Seems like the most important thing is to buy the couch.

A Terrible Llama

This may not work for you, but the last time I had roommates we lived without furniture for a couple weeks and watched the craigslist free section like hawks. Within a week or two, somebody was moving out of her apartment and wanted the entire living room gone that night, for free. We mobilized and came out like bandits with a bunch of slightly worn Ikea gear. This might be trickier in NYC because I assume you don't have cars...maybe zip car? That being said, we were all super broke and unemployed with time on our hands. If you guys have the cash to split a new Ikea couch, that is by far the easiest and most efficient solution.

justjess

You can each buy your own comfy chairs. Four recliners. Sweet!

Ruthless Bunny

Don't forget that moving assembled couches that are not flat packed in magic Swedish boxes is a huge pain in the ass. You don't want to set up a situation where some poor schmuck got the privilege of buying out his/her roommates for the honor of getting mad at an old couch.

robocop is bleeding

Do you need anything else? When a roommate and I furnished an apartment we just divided up the responsibility--he bought a couch, I bought a dining room table, etc. We worked it out so we spent an equal amount. That way we each contributed but owned discrete items. Do you need a TV, TV stand, dishes, a vacuum or other stuff like that? Otherwise, I endorse Dasein's pre-negotiated buyout price approach.

mullacc

I have never paid for a couch. I took one off the hands of someone else stuck with a couch or took one off the street. I would hesitate to do that now due to the threat of bedbugs, however. If you know the person who is giving you the couch, and you know they have no bugs, it's probably your cheapest solution. Then you pass on the couch when you move. Circle of life. You can get a pretty great couch from your local thrift store. Check their policies about bug treatment-- the Salvation Army where I used to live would fumigate furniture before they put it out, but that policy may differ in other locations. New couches...the way I see it, you either try to work out couch stock with your housemates and assume you'll be eating your share of the cost later on, or you buy the couch and it comes with you. Sort of sucks, but at least you'd have a couch. If someone else takes care of a major appliance, it's more even. Say, you get the couch, someone else owns the microwave, you use them in common. You kind of don't need a couch- you need a couch-like object, which may be a series of chairs, a futon, or a homemade nesting area of some kind. This approach may work out cheaper.

blnkfrnk

You could rent the couch from a furniture rental place. Not a rent-to-own place, which will rip you off, but a place that furnishes furnished apartments, like http://www.cort.com/furniture-rental. Then it becomes part of the rent of the apartment. Now of course, you will pay way too much for this, you will actually come out ahead if you just chip in and buy a couch from IKEA or whatever and throw it away after a year, but you will not have any ownership hassles whatsoever. If you live there, the couch is part of the rent. When you move out, you stop paying for it. Last person there turns in the couch.

kindall

You all pitch in. Couches depreciate, so you agree ahead of time on a buyout price for people who are moving out at the end of each year. You can factor in year-over-year depreciation. At the end of each year, the people who are moving out can be bought out at the agreed-upon buyout price. If the remaining roommates don't want to buy out the couch, the couch is offered for sale with everyone sharing equally. (To simplify things, new roommates do not get a chance to buy a share in the couch.)

Dasein

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