Humor, please. "What's the difference between a dead lawyer and a dead politician?"
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Originally, dead lawyer and a dead skunk. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A lawyer wears wingtips on his shoes.
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Answer:
Not enough progress made, but off to a good start.
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The politician lost his license to practice law, and the lawyer hasn't...yet.
bostjan64
Unlike the politician, death will end the lawyer's career. http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/72801
Bazillus breath
There's skid marks in front of the politician.
Count Orlok
The dead Lawyer cann't attend court any more, but the dead politicain cannot attend the parliament any more.
Susan_madari
Some people will attend the politician's funeral (if only for the free food.).
Marky Mark
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