Can a Chrysler 426 Hemi be adapted to work in a Front-drive Town & Country minivan?

I believe I remember a shop in Southern California that could and would do this for you. Two things: 1. This would be expensive to do it and, 2. a much easier and cheaper way to do it would be to position yourself on an overpass on the I 5 at about 4:30 PM, AND, AT SOME POINT, MERELY FALL INTO TRAFFIC. YOU WOULD BE LIBLE FOR THE CARNAGE AS DRIVERS TRIED UNSUCCESSFUY TO AVOID RUNNING OVER YOU BUT THE COST WOUD BE CONSIDERABLY LESS THAN THE SUICIDAL CONVERSION YOU SUGGEST, You COULD ALWAYS JUST OVCERDOSE. HOPE THIS HELPS. I will assume you are aware you are unconsciously suicidal. I will also assume you are not really sure just what a Hemi really is.

If you're willing to spend enough time and money, you can fit almost any engine into any car. I suspect it would be cheaper to buy a Hemi-equipped car (Viper? Ram Truck?) and work to fit the minivan body on to the running chassis of the Hemi vehicle. Back in the early 1980s, there was a German VW dealer who would stretch VW Golf bodies over the chassis of a Porsche 928. I always wanted one of those....;-D...

With money you can do either one!