Where in the southern Mediterranean should we go in mid-March?

In the European Med it doesn't get much more historic than Malta. No beaches but beautiful at that time of year. History from the stone age to WW2. British plug sockets. What's not to like? Although if you're willing to fly Easyjet then Israel, Morocco, Egypt, etc. are all inexpensive to get to and further south (and likely cheaper once you're there).

Sicily! I'm not sure about the weather in March as my husband and I went in October of last year and that's the only time I've visited. I imagine it won't be too warm, but compared to most other places in Europe it will probably be very mild. As for your other criteria Sicily has it all covered. Specific suggestions: In Palermo, walk, walk, walk, and take in that gorgeous city. There are tons of things to see which I won't even try to list, you'll find them all by looking at any kind of sightseeing guide. Eat at http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g187890-d1088447-Reviews-Zia_Pina-Palermo_Sicily.html! Go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agrigento. A lot of beautiful historical sites, and a charming old city. When we were there we stayed at a great B&B in someone's home, calledhttp://www.arcoubriaco.com/ (I think it was about 50 Euro a night, and I'm sure there are many great places for around that same price, or even less). Wherever you stay they are sure to give you good recommendations on where to eat, sightsee, etc. We were told to eat at http://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g194662-d1207266-Reviews-Ruga_reali-Agrigento_Sicily.html but unfortunately it was closed while we were there. My memories of Agrigento and Palermo are the best, although we also liked Catania, Taormina (touristy but lovely), and little cities that we found by chance (we were traveling by car). If you do go, I hope you both have as good a time as we did. We talk about that trip so often and really hope to make it back there soon.

I spent a week in Cyprus in mid-March a few years ago. It was cool, windy and rained every day, although I realise that's not remotely typical. We stayed near Paphos. I can't say I was overwhelmed by the historical sites; most were quite small-scale and not anything comparable to the ruins you'll see in Greece or Italy. The landscape, particularly inland, is mostly dusty and fairly bland, dotted with half-built holiday villas. The food was reasonable and not expensive, and the locals were friendly, as they tend to be anywhere that tourism is a major part of the economy. In contrast, I've visited the Amalfi coast in southern Italy twice in the past ten years, and will go again. You're within easy access of Pompeii and Herculaneum, which ought to give you the history fix you need. The island of Capri has ruins too, and is a great place for a long walk. And the coastal towns (Positano, Sorrento) are very pretty (if quite touristy). Plenty of good architecture and old churches and monasteries around there, too.

Malta is exactly what you're looking for. Cheap, historic, warm, good food, everything.

I think you'll do OK with Sicily. Agrigento has a better set of Greek temples than anywhere I know in Greece. The cathedral at Monreale has astonishing golden mosaics. Personally I like Catania better than Palermo, but Palermo is certainly an interesting place, and well worth visiting what with the puppets and all that. Surely the only football fans in the world who wear pink, btw. I expect a live volcano ticks the landscape box: you can go up Etna from two sides, and amazingly on the southern route there's a Roman ruin to check out. Taormina is nice, and if you're looking for a relatively tourist-oriented but charming place on the north coast, ir would be Cefalu with La Rocca (not so much a hill, more of a - well, rock) stuck in the middle. Food is basically Italian, but with nice local variations like involtini and of course spaghetti alla Norma: with Ragusan Caciocavallo rather than Parmesan. Restaurants and people are all very friendly, though incautious tourists can get ripped off - I think that's more of a risk than outright robbery. Off the beaten track, be prepared for the fact that some people may not even understand your Tuscan Italian, never mind English - but you'll be fine.

And Syracuse, my God, how could I forget... Your problem will be that you can't fit all this in - it's not a small island.

Another vote for Malta -- we went in October and had such a wonderful time there. It's very cheap, the local wine is great, the local cheese is amazing, and if you stay on Gozo, you get to enjoy all of the rugged wildness but are still a short ferry ride from the Maltese mainland. We hired a Gozitan villa with a pool for a very cheap price and it was bliss. Also, Gozo's beaches aren't bad - http://www.gozo.gov.mt/pages.aspx?page=24 is a great place to spend an afternoon. if you go, make sure you book months in advance for the http://www.visitmalta.com/hal-saflieni-hypogeum-map, otherwise you might not get to see the absolutely unmissable Neolithic underground temple. It's like Indiana-Jones awesome. There are also lots of above-ground Neolithic templates like Gigantija on Malta, as well as the more recent history fortresses. Valetta harbour is absolutely incredible, and i highly recommend reading http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0812977645/metafilter-20/ref=nosim/ before you go to understand just how incredible the seige of Malta was, and to really bring Valetta harbour alive. It's an incredible story of thousands upon thousands of Ottoman troops crashing up against a small band of determined knights and locals, and you can take a wee boat ride around the harbour in a traditional wooden boat and see up-close the place where all the battles took place. We seriously loved Malta - the food was great and cheap, the locals were so friendly, and we just had a great time roaming around the islands.

Sorry, i just realised that I said incredible over and over. I just really like Malta!

Malta is fantastic, yes! Your travel dates are perfect for the region - any later and you'll get caught up in the nightmare that is Semana Santa.