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  • Vasectomy mixtape! My best friend is about to get his vasectomy. I want to make him a mixtape as a gesture of congratulations, as he and his equally childfree wife are currently in a state of unbridled excitement about finally getting it done. Any clever ideas for songs (especially in the genre of punk)? For example, he often jokes about the Adolescents song "I Hate Children", so I'll probably use that one, among others. (By the way, I'm posting anonymously because his vasectomy is on the DL and I don't want to let the secret slip to those who might recognize my username and connect us.)

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    http://www.lyricsdownload.com/king-missle-detachable-penis-lyrics.html comes to mind.

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Like KirkJobSluder, I came in to recommend "This is Your Vasectomy" by Johnny Socko.

salvia

Too Much Too Young by The Specials has a nice anti-child message.

mynameisluka

Liz Phair, "H.W.C." Go look it up.

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umbú

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0sH4dq_T6s - The First Cut is the Deepest If you've got a morbid sense of humor (and it sounds like you do), you could go with The Velvet Underground's http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hLAp6K7wXQ. I'm sure a story of a botched sex-change/lobotomy will steel his nerves. Also: Brian Eno - Blank Frank (riffing on "shooting blanks") Iron and Wine - Free Until They Cut Me Down The Jesus and Mary Chain - Sowing Seeds Richard Hell and the Voidoids - Love Comes in Spurts The Cult - Love Removal Machine

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zachxman

I saw a blog post about this very same subject a few months back... In fact the http://gusgreeper.com/archives/756 provided a *22* song vasectomy playlist! 1. A Plea For Tenderness - Jonathan Richman + The Modern Lovers 2. Barber Shop - Tom Waits 3. There’s A Love Knot In My Lariat - Montana Slim (Wilf Carter) 4. Monster (In My Pants) - B-52s 5. Big Balls - AC/DC 6. Love Whip - Reverend Horton Heat 7. Broken Arrow - Buffalo Springfield 8. Multiplication - Bobby Darin 9. I Gotcha - Joe Tex 10. Bring On The Pain - Radiskull + Devil Doll (Joe Sparks) 11. The First Cut Is The Deepest - Cat Stevens 12. Bye Bye Baby - Big Brother + The Holding Company 13. Nutbush City Limits - Ike + Tina 14. Hot Pants - James Brown 15. Funky Worm - The Ohio Players 16. Pistol Packin’ Papa - Montana Slim 17. Don’t Touch Me There - The Tubes 18. Knock On Wood - Otis Redding 19. Hard Ain’t It Hard - Woodie Guthrie 20. Tiptoe Through The Tulips - Tiny Tim 21. Mama Told Me Not To Come - Three Dog Night 22. Gimmie That Nutt - Eazy E

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kimota

I guess songs in Spanish wouldn't work, right? Because "http://jp.youtube.com/watch?v=-0vPJ8NkJY0" by Madrid hardcore band Def Con Dos would fit like a charm. Just suggesting this one on the off-chance that your friend speaks Spanish.

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