How do I get back into dating?

How do I get back into the dating world?

  • How do I get back into the dating world? For the past couple of years, I lived with my parents and thus, I did not date very much. There were a few "encounters," and a couple of missed opportunities, but nothing other than that. It has been two years since I've had sex, and it seems to be seriously ruining my game. I'm not the most fit or attractive person in the world, but I'm tall, quite funny, and generally sharp. I've never had an abundance of success with women, but I'm pretty sure there is no good reason that I should not be at least casually dating someone. Or a few people! Is there any way to re-teach myself how to date without actually DATING? Because right now, the words do not come to me while trying to communicate with a nubile female. Do I just have to wait for sex to randomly find me in order to get my game back? haha... I tried the book intimate connections at the suggestion of a mefi'er, and it has helped some. thanks for your responses.

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    So much to cover in just a tiny MeFi space. First: Perspective. You want to date women who are a "9" or "10"--every man does. This means that (assuming you're American) out of 300,000,000 Americans, 30,000,000 women (that is 20% of women--9s and 10s) are good looking enough for you. Out of those 30M let's say 70% are bitter, happily married, happily involved, not interested in your gender, psycho, or otherwise too much of a pain to deal with leaving you with 30% of 30M who are both gorgeous and looking for someone (you!). This means that 9,000,000 women are available and gorgeous (put a revolving door on that group for incommers and outgoers and you get the idea). Long story made short. Don't practice dating. Just jump in! If you goof it up there are a revolving 8,999,999 women left in the country to date. The numbers are far, far in your favor. Second: Take care of whatever it is you need to take care of now. Thinking about working out? Work out! Sounds like you're young. You can get in shape faster now than when you're old. Thinking about braces? Get 'em! Acne? Clear it up! Bad breath? Tongue scraper! (or dental work or whatever. Figure it out then do it.). Notice I did not say, "Buy an expensive wardrobe." You don't need money. Also, keep your place clean, always. You don't want to stumble onto a date and rush like mad cleaning your place up trying to impress her. Chances are it won't work. Keep your place clean so you don't have to fake it. Third: Understand that 90% of communication is non-verbal so just round it up and assume 100% is non-verbal. That means you don't have to worry too much about your looks (unless you look like Marty Feldman). Doubt me? Just remember the supreme examples of funky looking dudes and their hot dates--Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley, Rush Limbaugh and Marla (I forget her last name), or if you prefer, our big eared President and his wife Michelle. Money? Power? No. It helps but it's not necessary. You do need to make yourself look as good as you can with what you've got. That is important. Maybe you have short or doofy looking friends who somehow date very gorgeous women. Why? How? The answer is non-verbal communication. They "communicate" their attractiveness through their posture, their walk, their "presence," the way they talk (not what they say). A guy who is calm cool and collected will get what he wants far sooner than some doofus prone to nervous laughter and hunched shoulders. So to this end remember pretty much in this order what you need to become: cocky/confident, funny (as in 007 half smirk funny, not Pee Wee Herman yuk yuk funny), relaxed, fun, adventurous, mysterious. Women pay far more attention to this non-verbal stuff than guys. Conversely guys are far more "visual" if you get me. It's simply the way we (and they) are wired. Fourth: Date. Or don't date. The ever stressful "DATE" may be too much prep work, "gaming" etc. to bother with so don't think of it as "dating." Instead meet, chat over Starbucks (or whatever). Hang out. Have fun. No need to get deep on anything yet. Get phone numbers. Lots. I've walked right up to women and the first thing out of my mouth sometimes was, "Lemme get your phone number" and because I carried myself confidently and looked like I knew what the hell I was doing, she gave me her number. . .and those times it didn't work? Oh freakin' well. About 9 million left. Have your own life. Never be needy. Never be clingy. You don't neeeeed a woman to be happy. Remember, you are totally comfortable in your own skin. You are completely fine with who you are and where you're going. This is the key. Not money, power, being a "nice guy" (a.k.a wimpy welcome mat guy) or anything else you learned from people who don't know any better. None of this above is about being something you're not. Every man can be confident. Every man wants to be confident. Every man can be funny etc. Find that inside of you and develop it. And open the door for women. It's cool. It's chivalrous. Just work it into your personality. Oh yeah. And TEASE women! It worked when you were a kid long before you "learned" it was wrong through religion, wrong headed socialization, and MeFites telling you I'm a jerk. Remeber what it was like teasing girls when you were a kid. These were your raw, unbridled, unsocialized, young cave man genes in action. Remember those times. Unlearn that socialization. Relearn how to get that inner cave man to speak to that inner cave woman and you will take off like a rocket. Teasing is fun. It's playful. It is the work of Simba and Mufassa not Scar (Lion King--great movie! Watch it again!). Tease. Be brave and tease. If they don't like teasing, they're not much fun anyway. And there's about 9 million left.

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Don't go out on traditional dates. Meet a gal at a coffeeshop for a cup or tea or coffee. If you do, you won't feel like you have to hang around for the next 3 hours if things aren't vibing. That change in perspective may be all you need to relax into being yourself. And maybe you shouldn't think of it as "dating", but seeing the experience as finding out if you can add a new friend to your life.

bprater

My advice: DON'T use OKcupid for dating. Instead, just use it to meet people to do fun things with. Meet people to have a drink with or play board games with. Meet people to wander around town and take photos with - or whatever your interests are. OKcupid can be great for that - and since meeting that way isn't as weird or stressful as meeting for a "date", you're both more likely to feel comfortable... and that can lead to dating. Best of luck!

2oh1

(An aside: "Just as there is no way to lose weight without exercising." This is not true. I do believe it to be true of dating though.)

crickets

shady/too baggage heavy (having current bfs, super codependent) Be willing to give people a chance. Everyone has "baggage", it's called living. Are you still living at home with your parents? I would consider that serious baggage/codependency.

Flying Squirrel

I'd actually recommend paid dating sites (Match.com is OK), because the people on there tend to be more serious about dating- think OKCupid : Match :: Yahoo Answers : AskMeFi.

emilyd22222

Anybody who thinks "nubile female" is not funny is probably strung a little too tight. I read it and laughed. You can get away with it if you know how to say it. You can get away with pretty much anything if you kow how to say it. Conversely, you can say exactly the right thing and screw it up by saying it the entirely wrong way (ever screw up a fantastic joke by screwing up the delivery? This is similar to what I'm talking about. You can screw up the perfect conversation, business pitch, or marriage proposal by saying the perfect words in the wrong way.) And get cocky. Go right past confident and dive into cocky. Your 007 sense of humor will keep you from looking like you're simply arrogant. Cocky good. Wimpy bad. That should be your perspective. Cocky communicates confidence more effectively than confidence does even though there will be people right behind me saying cocky communicates insecurity. Those people are wong. You need to be cocky and you need to communicate the right thing the right way. If you're confident, you get a B+. If you're cocky and communicate it well, you get an A. It's all about (non-verbal) communication.

Lord Fancy Pants

Work on being self confident. It will help you more than any other single thing. You say you aren't confident at all? Fake it. Even fake confidence pays off. it works far more than being demure, coy or apologetic. If you fake it long enough you will end up confident, honest.

Antidisestablishmentarianist

My advice is that you approach dating like a job. Go on an internet site, set up x number of dates, and go. Only experience is going to make you comfortable, and good dates are something of a numbers game no matter how good you are at it. I also agree you should start improving your self perception by working on your perceived problems. Starting could mean eating less and doing walking around the block every day.

xammerboy

While online dating sites like OkCupid might feel like a waste of time or a "confidence destroyer," I think it can teach a lot about how to communicate with people. For example, your message should contain a couple questions. That gives the other person something to respond to. I know, you're hilarious, and while your Seinfeld-esque observation about the girl's picture/love of Digimon might have put her in stitches, but that won't get you much more of a response than "haha yeah lol." Also, make sure at least some of your questions relate to something in their profile. This shows that you have noticed them as an individual and aren't sending out a witty form letter. How does this tie in to the real world? You ask people questions and pay attention to what they say to you. It's not that hard and really hard at the same time. So, is it possible to date without actually dating? Sure. You can meet people for coffee and hope that it isn't a "date," but you'll eventually have to go on an actual "date" if you want to get their clothes off. Otherwise, you run the risk of enduring the gauntlet of "the girl I hang out with who I really like but don't want to ask out because that would be weird," which is a rough translation of "friend zone." In short: Be bold. Ask questions. Listen. Good things will happen.

Turkey Glue

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