Do you have any Chuck Norris Jokes?

I do: Chuck Norris once got hit by a train. Don't worry...the train is okay. Chuck Norris was once shot by a gun. The bullet said ouch. The elephant man is what happens when you f*ck with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was once attacked by a guy while he was sleeping. Needless to say, the burial for the guy is next week. You don't attack Chuck Norris even in his sleep. Hurricane Katrina was given the wrong name. It was actually Hurricane Chuck Norris. ...and Chuck Norris said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris doesn't do drugs, drugs do Chuck Norris. Statistics say, there is nothing quicker than a rattle snake. Statistics forgot about Chuck Norris. In Chuck Norris we trust. All death can be linked back to Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is the only man in the world who can lick his elbow. Chuck Norris is the only man who can look in the mirror, and shatter it for all the right reasons. If the Grand Canyon could be more grand, it would be called Chuck Norris. The angels are trying to sing like Chuck Norris. Grizzly Bears are terrified when they step foot in Chuck Norris Country. Chuck fought the law and the...Chuck won. Chuck Norris is the answer to world peace. Too bad he loves war!
Answer:

I got a joke... Chuck Norris got his A** beat by bruce lee, thats why there are Chuck Norris jokes and no bruce lee jokes.

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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity. He got it back.

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Chuck Norris.

''Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one''...............oh and the first answer about the virginity thing ummm whats wrong with someone loosing there virginity??? lol who ever made that one up was a sexist creep

Rainbow

Why did Chick Norris cross the road?........................... To get to the other side.

Alissa

The cure for cancer is Chuck Norris' tears. Chuck Norris can't cry. EVER. You know who else is Chuck Norris? MY MOM!!!!

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Most people are afraid of the dark. The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

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Yeah. He's a fag. It is funny because he would probably kill me in two seconds for saying that.

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