Does anyone have a good monologue I could use?

10 minute supervillain monologue?

I've been looking for a good, about 10 minute super villain monologue, and I was wondering if anyone knew about one I could use. I need it for my forensics tournament coming up. Preferably a funny monologue, something along the lines of a spoof. It may be about anything.
Answer:

I've always loved the near-monologues in the Matrix. Morpheus explaining to Neo that he's just a battery, or Smith trying to break down Morpheus--let's just say there were a lot of very long lines and dialogue that was basically monologues interrupted by monosyllables.

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Dr. Horrible's Sing-A-Long Blog has a lot of very good monologues (performed by Neil Patrick Harris... definitely spoof, definitely funny. Also, look at older Bond movies. Those are the villians that everyone now is spoofing.

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