What is Burrito Sabanero?

I LOST MY BURRITO!!!!?

• I was just walking down ma street eatin' ma burrito. I walked to ma bus stop and sat down while i waited.... and then i got on the bus and gave the nice driver man ma ticket. I sat myself down and waited for my stop, at that moment i thought i had left ma keys at home so i went through my pockets placing the burrito next to me. Ma stop came up and i found ma keys and was in a rush so i quickly got up and got off the bus. Leavin' ma burrito on the bus!!!! Please! if you see that little burrito bring it back to me, i iz scared it's sat all alone on dat bus crying to it's self! I can't seem to stop crying and worrying about ma little burrito. Thanksyall ... :(

• Answer:

  Sorry...I just sat down next to a burrito on a bus. It told me a sad story of how someone with a poor grasp on English and grammar was planning mutilating it when they got home, so the burrito hid from that person until they left. Feeling sorry for the poor burrito, I took it with me for a tour of the area. Because it was afraid of whoever left it, I drew a face on it for a disguise. His name is now Fernando and is dating a hot tamale.