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Do you Think this will Persuade my Parents to get me the iPhone?

• I really want the iPhone and my parents aren't that sure about letting me have one! I have 4 in the past 2 years NOT because I lost them or they were stolen...because my dad just kept giving me new ones! I am very responsible I babysit very regularly, and I'm allow to go places without my parents...because they trust me! I wrought a paper which I can change into a powerpoint also! I am 13yrs old and I added humor a little. Also I get great grades! Thank you so much! Here: WHY I SHOULD GET THE IPHONE REASONS PHONE SERVICE With sprint service for only $10/m more I can get data that I won’t even use! I will pay from my OWN account so you guys don’t have to pay anything extra since I already have a plan! THE PHONE Here’s why I want the iPhone! 1) With the new iPhone has the new A5 chip that means greater and better graphics! Also the GPU is 7x faster than the chip in the iPhone 4! With all this these will improve apps and especially games! 2) The camera on this amazing phone is better than the iPhone 4 with an 8mp camera it can take 3264 x 2448 photos...that’s 60% more pixels than the iPhone 4’s camera! With the 3264 x 2448 photos that means you could print out crystal clear 8 x 10 photos! 3) The new iPhone is capable of capturing full HD video which means 1080p rather than the iPhone 4’s video which was only HD video or 720p! The iPhone also comes with pro features like temporal noise reduction, which helps you record in lowlight situations, and also image stabilization! 4) Siri...the new iPhones little in phone personal assistant! Siri is great...but is annoying to (yea I admitted it)! But the great thing is that Siri can answer just about anything you throw at her! The annoying thing is some times she doesn’t understand and puts some retarded question that makes you look like a complete idiot! 5) The battery life even with the new A5 dual core processer, 8mp camera, and the always ready sometimes annoying Siri apple still got the great battery life EVERYONE needs! On this phone I would be able to get 8 hours on 3g, 14 hours on 2g (when we’re with them country folk), and when I’m not using it then it gets 200 hours of standby! WHY YOU SHOULD SAY YES! I will do extra chores if needed or wanted, I will pay for half of the phone AND the extra $10/m for data so I can use it, and I will do anything else! SAFETY If you really think I would let anyone take this amazing phone out of my hands, pockets, or bag for one moment...that very moment you had gone crazy! I know how much this phone is going to cost you and me! And if someone were stupid enough to TRY and ATTEMPT to steal it I will make sure they don’t! My case for KI will have and I quote “phone will self destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1” so NOTHING and I mean NOTHING can get my phone! (P.S: All of this information has come from LOTS and LOTS of research and trustworthy websites online!) I also am a total geek

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