What happens during Bar Mitzvah?

first everyone gathers in a tall building and says, "praise godzilla". Then godzilla appears and destroys the building, granting everyone immortality. Then, they grow dragonfly wings and fly into heaven, where they get to have tea with jesus. They spit in jesus' tea, infuriating him, causing him to send everyone flying back to earth. Then everyone at the Bar Mitzvah dies from hitting the earth so hard, thus losing their dragonfly wings. However, due to being granted immortality, they come back to life, this time growing dragon wings. Not only that, thanks to being punched to earth by jesus, they now have the ability to breathe fire, and they fly all around the earth destroying cities to and fro. The nations join forces to combat the flying terrors, but due to their immortality, this is useless. Finally, all of humanity is destroyed except for the people from the Bar Mitzvah, who then proceed to eat cheese with godzilla to thank him for granting them immortality. Finally, they all dance to music from the movie chicago, and then godzilla leaves, after granting the people from the bar mitzvah one wish. The wish they choose is to revive all of humanity. Godzilla does so and then leaves. Then, the bar mitzvah people destroy humanity all over again, and everyone lived happily ever after. The end