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Can I use E-cigarettes to teach my baby girl how to smoke?

  • Hello, I am 23 years old, and have a 5 years old baby girl, and I want to teach her how to smoke safely, I mean she really needs to learn how to smoke if she wants to get married to a handsome and popular guy, right? I was giving her mint flavored regular cigarettes, but her stupid teacher hoe smelt her, and reported the incident to the local police, I said that I was smoking near my girl and all I got was a stupid recommendation to go to parenting school! Morons! Anyways! I was reading the other online about E-cigarettes, that they give you the same experience as normal cigarettes do, but without the smell, so I was wondering if I can use E-cigarettes to teach my baby girl how to smoke, and once she learns how to do it and is old enough to have normal cigarettes, just do the switch.

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    Sorry this is going to be long...sorry BUT PLEASE READ ALL!! So to marry a handsome and popular guy you just have to have a great personality and be nice! If you want her to start smoking NOW she will be dead by 20-30 from smoking and won't get ANY husbands. MOST famous people today DONT smoke. They think its gross and so do. Don't even give her E-cigarettes. You shouldn't be a mother. You are WAY to young. You should take that parenting school. Your child should be taken away from you.....OR you should be in jail...

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And this why some parents need to pass a test to test there knowlage about children..... And one day I hope they make a test for people and if you fail the test you dont need to get pregnant. This is also what happens when kids are out of school and bored...... Get a life troll.

Momma of 1

She's too young to smoke. Smoking can kill you. She won't need to kill herself in order to get married. If you start teaching her now, she'll be dead by the time she's old enough. It's illegal for minors to smoke. Encouraging smoking is like encouraging suicide. Teach her about developing her knowledge and social skills and she'll be married to a nice guy. :)

John

funny post but can be disturbing to someone who thought you were serious

Faith Heartfard

Are you serious.....................a 5-year old is NOT a baby! You, as a parent, are supposed to be responsible and teach your daughter right from wrong.............. Your entire question and details are COMPLETELY WRONG!!! An adult NEVER teaches anyone to smoke. NO one needs to smoke to meet a marry a handsome man. Her teacher had every right to report your sorry butt to the cops because teaching her this is considered 'child abuse'.

Linda R

okay either you are a total trolllllll or that child should be sent to foster care. Not only what you are doing is illegal, but it's also awful for your child. She will die an early death because of you. And about smoking helping her find a guy when older? Well news splash 90 percent of people I know think that cigarettes taste nasty, and only people who smoke like to kiss people who smoke because of this. Please don't ruin your child, you are going to send her down an unhealthy path and she is far too young. http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AvZPurtZo83qJ7dTuxTCh320DH1G;_ylv=3?qid=20120512090327AAn2KPz

Nice troll, but it's kinda disturbing.

Adelaide :3

I'm sorry but you are stupid. Real parents don't teach their kids how to smoke. Smoking eventually kills you. You are a bad parent. Common sense will tell you are not suppose to teach kids how to smoke.

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