How to help make one of my dreams come true?

Any logical ways to make these wishes come true, serious answers wanted?

• I have had a rough year, practically rejected by most of the other kids, bested in PE, embarassed myself at the valentines day dance, and failed the auditions for band. I need help making my 7th grade year right, and I have made wishes that I would like basic info on how to grant each one of them in order to end my 7th grade year on a good note, and have a good summer free from depression. Please give me a list of ways to grant each wish, I really need help 1: I wish I could fly in a hot air balloon I want to experience wingless flight in its calm graceful trip into the clouds 2: I wish I could go to Iowa To see a farm, and hug all the cuddly pigs, cows, bulls, sheep, chickens, buffalo, and deer and such 3: I wish I could go to Tennessee To hear what a banjo sounds like 4: I wish I could go to Kansas To meet dorthy, and ask the wizard of oz for some help 5: I wish I could go to Alaska To see the North Pole 6: I wish I could go to Florida I want to visit the happiest place on earth whare dreams come true, and I really want to meet a Princess 7: I wish I could sail on a pirate ship around the Gulf of Mexico and the Caribbean Sea I just want to ride on a ship, and see some of the islands. 8: I wish I could be pictured in a magazine It would be fun to dress up in fancy clothes, and have the royal star treatment for a day, and the fame to go with it? 9: I wish I could be pictured on a billboard I think It would be cool to be in a major ad campaign, and more royal star treatment? 10: I wish Ryan would take me to the End of the Year Dance He is sooooo cuuuuutee and l have had a crush on him since I started sixth grade. Hes in 8th grade, and he never even bothers asking me out. 11: I wish I could slow dance like Cinderella So I could enjoy all the slow dances with him, and we would end up as sweethearts in high school, and eventually live happily ever after. 12: I wish I could play the flute So I could join the band, I paid alot for the flute (professional grade), and to find that it doesn't make a sound, come on, please help me sound better 13: I wish I had a Race Horse So I could win the Triple Crown 14: I wish I could excel in Gymnastics I want to win the upcoming olympics to show those mean kids in PE that I am better than they are. 15: I wish I hada gucci bag My parents only got me Guess. 16: I wish I had a sterling silver Tiffany Necklace The guy who asked me to the valentines day dance only got me a cheapy necklace, definitely not silver, and I want real jewelry, not some sort of junk 17: I wish I had a lock of justin bieber hair Its a precious relic, and I want it because it costs alot, and just so I can say I have it 18: I wish I had a moon rock, also a precious relic, (parents wont buy it for me) 19: I wish I had a bulldozer: So I didn't have to ride a school bus 20: I wish my pet rabbit would come back to life I miss my bunny 21: I wish I could get a part in next years school play I failed the audition this year, they said I couldn't act, and I want to get the lead role next year. 22: I wish would get elected student body president next year I could be the ultimate beauty queen, eliminate all rivalries with other middle schools, make every student get along, and just sit around and look pretty, the idealic beauty queen 23: I wish I had all A grades next year: I want to go to Harvard after I graduate from middle school, certainly cooler than some lame high school. 24: I wish I had a trumpet So I can create earthquakes like those seen in apocalyptic movies that always happen after gabriel blows the trumpet. I want those bullies houses shaken to the ground 25: I wish I had a time machine So I never needed the history book Please give me a list stating ways to make each wish come true?

• Answer:

  What you want here would take you years to achieve, let alone within a few months. Even if you did somehow achieve most of your list, that doesn't necessarily mean you won't be depressed. Depression is a state of mind and even having everything "perfect" as you see it now doesn't mean it won't hit you. Choose a few, doable things and work towards that. Have some patience.