How to politely ask a friendly spirit to leave me alone?

If you cannot accept the fact that the human mind is prone to severe misapprehensions during stress and grief combined with strong religious beliefs, then you are not honestly seeking answers .

I'm neither a b.s.er or a skeptic. I am well versed on the subject, and I'm happy to share my knowledge. They are actually not spirits of dead loved ones, but demons wanting you to believe that God is wrong regarding the state of the dead. Anyway, on to your question- the way to politely ask them to leave is to first pray, asking God to be with you, protect you, and do justice to His enemies. Then you tell them, out loud, "Satan and all you demons! In the name of Jesus, Creator of Heaven and earth, I bind you from doing any harm to me, my loved ones, and my property. I cast you out of my house, in Jesus' name, and command you never to return!" (Edit) Side note @SH The Bible certainly does NOT say that one goes to Heaven or Hell WHEN THEY DIE. Not yet. If Judgment has already occurred, what happens on Judgment Day? John 3:13 says that NO ONE has ascended to Heaven, except He Who descended from Heaven, that is, Jesus. John 3:16 clearly out lines the two options. Death or eternal life with God. We don't get eternal life anywhere else. After the sanctuary is cleansed, sin and sinners will be no more. If they are still burning in hell, then they "be". Thanks very much to Adrift Feline for adding the truth in this matter, which I will now elaborate on here, or, rather, copy and paste from the source already named, which is very Biblically accurate. Why should you believe what we have to say about ghosts, when so many others claim to hold the truth about the matter? We believe there is a definitive source from which to learn the reality of ghosts and other supernatural phenomena. The analysis in this website is taken from the pages of the Bible. It seeks to represent the truth about ghosts, apparitions, strange manifestations, and other supernatural phenomena from the Bible’s perspective, because we believe this is the only authoritative source on the matter. Whatever your religious background, we invite you to consider this perspective as you search for the truth about ghosts, death, and life itself. The following pages of this site elaborate upon our beliefs, including why we believe the Bible can be trusted to give us the truth. We do not discount the existence of supernatural phenomena. Surely, strange things without an apparent explanation seem to occur everywhere around the world. We believe, because of the Bible's teachings, that these phenomena, including what many believe are ghosts, are actually nonhuman beings the Bible calls demons; these demons were once holy angels but are now part of an ages-old rebellion against God. Because these creatures are angels, they possess powers beyond human ability, and can manifest themselves in many ways that defy human understanding. To learn more about the Bible, angels, demons, ghosts, the rebellion against God and why any of this matters, please continue to the rest of this website. We hope you will be blessed and enlightened by its content. I see "That answer is too long", so you can finish yourself, if you want the absolute truth. Pg 2: Where Do We Find Answers? http://www.ghosttruth.com/are-ghosts-real/ghosts-who-are-they-really/id/1624/pageid/1760/the-truth-about-ghosts.aspx Pg 3: What is the Bible? http://www.ghosttruth.com/are-ghosts-real/ghosts-who-are-they-really/id/1624/pageid/1761/the-truth-about-ghosts.aspx Pg 4: Does the Bible apply to me if I am not a Christian? http://www.ghosttruth.com/are-ghosts-real/ghosts-who-are-they-really/id/1624/pageid/1762/the-truth-about-ghosts.aspx Pg 5: What Is Life? http://www.ghosttruth.com/are-ghosts-real/ghosts-who-are-they-really/id/1624/pageid/1776/the-truth-about-ghosts.aspx Pg 6: What is death? http://www.ghosttruth.com/are-ghosts-real/ghosts-who-are-they-really/id/1624/pageid/1777/the-truth-about-ghosts.aspx Pg 7: The Nature of Immortality http://www.ghosttruth.com/are-ghosts-real/ghosts-who-are-they-really/id/1624/pageid/1778/the-truth-about-ghosts.aspx Pg 8: If there is nothing after death, why did God create us in the first place? http://www.ghosttruth.com/are-ghosts-real/ghosts-who-are-they-really/id/1624/pageid/1779/the-truth-about-ghosts.aspx Pg 9: The Beginning of Sin and Death http://www.ghosttruth.com/are-ghosts-real/ghosts-who-are-they-really/id/1624/pageid/1780/the-truth-about-ghosts.aspx Pg 10: Are Ghosts Real? http://www.ghosttruth.com/are-ghosts-real/ghosts-who-are-they-really/id/1624/pageid/1781/the-truth-about-ghosts.aspx And press Next Page since Answers allows only 10 links.

Find out what a friendly spirit truly is... then, not so politely, order it to leave you in the name of Jesus Christ. Might be a good thing to get aquaited with the Lord instead of demons... just saying. http://www.ghosttruth.com/

Go to a medium and have them sage your room and your house? Or do it the Catholic way and have your house blessed (house blessing) .

you cast them up to their 'hospital' in the sky saying it is ok to leave now. upwards not outwards lest they cast onto someone else.

Ouiji Board ^_^

I've heard something about burning Sage to "cleanse" an area. You might want to Google that option.

i would hire ghost investigators

When a person dies they go to heaven or hell. The bible does not mention anywhere where a person lingers on earth for awhile. But, demons know things that you don't know they have been tormenting us our families for years. I know this from my Dad's experience. He said the spirit looked like his mother right after she died, but she had a hateful evilness and my father was pushing my mom out of the room because he felt the spirit was trying to kill my mom. This was not my grandmother, but a demon that took upon her form. I was trying to find an article to give you better understanding and found this one: 1. The Bible never speaks of hauntings. Rather, when a person dies, the spirit of that person is goes to one of two places. If the person is a true believer (not one who merely knows about Jesus, but one who has established a living relationship with Christ through faith), his spirit is ushered into the presence of Christ in heaven (Philippians 1:21-23; 2 Corinthians 5:8) and he will be reunited with his body (after it has been transformed into an immortal body at the time Christ “snatches” away his own from the coming judgment upon the earth at the time of the rapture [1 Thessalonians 4:13-18]). If one is not a believer in Christ and does not have his name written in the Lamb’s book of life, his spirit is put in a place of torment (Luke 16:23-24) called hell, to await his sentencing for his works in what is called the “great white throne judgment.” At that time he is also reunited with his body and is cast into eternal torment in the lake of fire (Revelation 20:10-15). But whether a person is a believer or an unbeliever, there is no returning to our present world to communicate and interact with people, even for the purpose of warning people to flee from the judgment to come (Luke 16:27-31). There are only two recorded incidents in which a dead person interacts with the living. The first is when King Saul of Israel tried contacting the deceased prophet Samuel through a medium (or witch), contrary to God’s command. God allowed Samuel to be disturbed long enough to pronounce judgment upon Saul for his repeated disobedience (1 Samuel 28:6-19). The second incident is when Moses and Elijah interacted with Jesus when he was transfigured in Matthew 17:1-8. 2. Scripture speaks repeatedly of good and bad angels moving about unseen (Daniel 10:1-21), but also as interacting with living people at different times, even to the point of evil spirits actual possessing people (dwelling within them and controlling them (see Mark 5:1-20; for example). Good angels, on occasion, appear to people as well (Acts 5:17-20; 12:3-11). The four Gospels and the Book of Acts are filled with many incidents of demon possession and of good angels appearing and aiding believers. Angels, both good and bad, can cause unusual natural and supernatural phenomenon to occur (Job 1-2, Revelation 7:1; 8:5; 15:1, 16). 3. Scripture repeatedly shows that demons know things of which the people around them are apparently unaware (Acts 16:16-18; Luke 4:41). Because these evil angels have been around a long time, they would know facts that those living limited life spans would not. Because Satan has access to God’s throne at the present (Job 1-2), the demons may also be allowed to know some specific events that pertain to the future, but this is speculation. 4. Scripture speaks repeatedly of Satan being the father of lies and a deceiver (John 8:44; 2 Thessalonians 2:9) and that he also can disguise himself as an angel of light. Likewise, those who follow him, whether human or otherwise, do the same (2 Corinthians 11:13-15).