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  • All my life, I have owned a pair of fishy sunglasses. These were especially valuable to me as these were no ordinary sunglasses! Oh no! These sunglasses held mystical powers beyond the comprehension of most mere mortals! This pair of fishy sunglasses has hellish power stolen from The Moth to undergo metamorphosis to become clear plastic fishy glasses so that normal mortals cannot identify them. Clearly, these fishy sunglasses have the power to bring hell itself to the doors of this realm, swallowing everything holy in its wake until this world is a fiery wasteland of pain and sadism! Naturally, I have kept this mystical item with me, while keeping its terrible secrets hidden. One day, a friend of mine inquired about these spectacles. A mortal, going by the name of Clara. She did not know of their secret, so, so-as not to appear suspicious, and to solidify the idea that these were ordinary fishy sunglasses, I allowed her to wear them, if only for a moment. The second the phantasmal plastic touched her face, I noticed a change in her. Clara, normally cheery, and kind, underwent a metamorphosis not unlike the one these fishy sunglasses could perform. Clara, I'm afraid, had become a demon! While I felt a demonic presence nearby, I had assumed she could still be saved, provided I got the fishy sunglasses back at once. To my horror, however, after I politely requested for the return of my fishy sunglasses, she, or rather, IT, as she had now become a demon, refused, claiming ownership over the pair of sunglasses. I've tried everything. I've tried tricking the demon, asking the demon kindly, even calling her a b*tch! Nothing seems to work, and you're my only hope, Yahoo Answers. What do you suggest I do to not only retrieve this priceless artifact of divination, but also to remove this Majora class demon from her soul, and to trap the demon back in the fishy sunglasses once again. Please help me. Any Psychic experts' help will greatly help me. We must work quickly, however, before the spirit of this demon spreads out of the sunglasses, and out of Clara into the entire population. The entire world is at stake here, all because of the stolen fishy sunglasses! Thank you for any help, Oroheftus

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    This is what can happen when people don't spend a couple of bucks more for the demon filtering coating. Sure, everyone is all worried about the UV coating and they all want glasses that block UV rays, but they don't even think about the far more serious problem of demons. Now you are paying the price and the damage may be irreversible. Your best hope is to see a qualified demonologist and hope some of the promising new treatments for demon/fishy sunglasses problems can offer some relief. And next time spring for the demon filtering coating! Why take chances?

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This is the Great Demon. I have condemned you and your friend to this terrible fate. The devils will burst forth from your friend in a storm of fire and ice, and not only this world but all the other worlds will be wiped away in a cold, bloody explosion of terror and.... Okay I can't do it anymore. I just want to know what you're smoking and where I can get some of it :)

Quell

Make a deal with the demon, trade your soul for the shades. They usually go for that.

John

I find it hard to believe that someone wasted their time typing out so much absolute $hit.

U.K.Export

Hhhmmmmm. Let's see now, how can you stop this... Uuuuuuuummmm..... AHA! I've Got It! Ok, so what you have to do is, tell your now demonic friend that there are some really tasty souls in the closet, and when she goes into the closet, You Lock The Door Behind Her! Now tell her that you're not letting her out of the closet until the demon gives a very sincere apology, takes off the sunglasses, washes them, then gives you back the sunglasses and leaves your friends body. Yeah, that oughta work.

Dan Y

ask nicely for them-

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