What is Chris Brown's best friend name?

My best friend and I are fighting over the same girl! Help!!!?

• I am a sophomore in college and me and my best friend are fighting over the same girl. Her name is Bethany and she was in a relationship with an asshole for 3 years and they just broke up. It is very obvious that she and her boyfriend were going to break up due to some ongoing problems. I have no dating experience whatsoever and my friend Chris wants to have a rebound relationship with her. Chris and Bethany are lab partners for a class and are always together doing work. Bethany sits next to me in a few lecture classes and we study for every test together. Bethany told Chris that once she and her boyfriend call it quits that she wants to date me since I am sweet and would treat her right. Today me, Chris, and Bethany went to dinner together at the college dining hall. Bethany doesn't have a meal plan and I offered to let her use one of my meals for the week. Chris told Bethany that we should go out to dinner and he would pay for her meal and she accepted the offer. Bethany sat next to me in the booth and wouldn't stop smelling me and complimenting my masculine cologne that I was wearing. After dinner we went back to Chris's room to hang out and Bethany sat on Chris's lap while he was on the computer. He wouldn't let her off of his lap and it really pissed me off. She kept looking at me to see my reaction and I stayed calm and cool and didn't lose my temper. He always makes fun of me in front of her to make himself feel better because he has a very noticeable disability and walks very funny. I don't want to ruin a good friendship and I know the saying "bros before hoes" but I don't know what to do. I know Bethany is flirting with both of us but her best friend always tells me everything and that's how I founded out she wanted to date me. Her best friend hates Chris and doesn't want them to date. Chris keeps trying to brainwash Bethany into hating me by mentioning some of my insecurities in front of her. He knows I am a sensitive guy and it kills me when he does this. I don't see Bethany as some sexual object or as some token of competition like Chris sees her. I treasure her values, which are similar to mine, and I care about her feelings. I want to show her that not all guys are assholes and she deserves someone better than her ex boyfriend or Chris. I don't want to fight with my friend, but I am ready to call it quits being friends with him if his behavior keeps up. Thank you in advance for your advice :)

• Answer:

  bros before hoes will only leave you with woes. but honestly, this friend of yours is ****. let her go with him to learn her lesson and then she'll come crying back to you. you wont look like a d***, and when he realizes youre not interested itll spoil his fun too. youre too good for this drama- find a girl whose wants to treat you as good as youll treat her. cuz this bethany doesnt sound like she'll stay loyal. im sorry.