Insane crazy summer bucket list ideas?

Get vajazzled/pejazzled. Depends on your gender. Get a tattoo Visit a foreign country. Attend Seattle's Annual Hemp fest in August. Live out of a van for a week or even a month Go camping. It is what you make it. Go on one of the late summer Morel Mushroom Hunts. (totally random) Take a class to learn the art of glassblowing. (eventually you could make your own pipe) Host a rave Join a protest Attend a "Zombie Walk" Learn how to speak Russian together. Make Jncos come back into style Wear spiked collars from Hot Topic or from Pet smart. (hint dog collar chafe at first, people ones don't) Skateboard naked at 3am in the morning. Host a Toga Party Host an underwear party in honor of Stewie from Family Guy Play Lingerie flag- football Play Strip chess or checkers. Or do it with a Trivia game. Build a Fort or tree house together. One that's big enough for you and your friends. Learn Belly Dancing Learn Pyrography Learn Macrame, make friendship anklets and necklaces Try Indian food. As in from India. (foods with names that include words like curry or jasmine) Shoplift something bigger than your pocket with a straight face. No giggling till you're out of the store. (you said illegal suggestions. I am not responsible for your choices.) Try car surfing. Try not to die. I suggest doing it in a neighborhood and obeying the speed limit while you do it. Go Spelunking Have Teppanyaki at an authentic Japanese restaurant. Attend a Monster Truck Rally Watch women's roller derby. Participate in a MMA cage fight Learn a martial art if that last one didn't work out so well. Do a flashmob Wear your underwear outside your clothes for one entire day. A day where you leave the house. Even if you are straight make someone of the same gender orgasm. Use car window paint sticks to completely color in all the windows and outside mirrors on someone's car. Steal a cone from a road construction site. Steal a street sign. Go to a parking lot and switch a few license plates around. Just for sh^ts and giggles. Tie dye your sheets. Toss bleach that isn't color safe in with the laundry with the clothes you don't like. Just to see what it does. Buy Fire Gel Get a spray tan while you have stencil letters glued to yourself. Use skin safe adhesive. Dye your pubic hair. (try bettybeauty.com for safe dyes) Take classes to become an EMT. Or at least learn First Aid. Take lifeguard classes Put Koolaid powder in someone's showerhead on a day they have to go to work. Cover the entire kitchen floor with soap suds from the sink. No water, just suds. The entire floor. Leave a $20 bill in the hand of a little kid in a shopping cart at the store when their mom/parents aren't looking and then walk away. Wait in the next aisle to hear what she says or see if she notices. Builds good karma! Send flowers from the grocery store floral section (cheapest) to a random address in the phone book. Do a time capsule. (Hint: Can leave a flashdrive in it. ) Paint a mask on your face. Wear it every day for one week. No reason. Shave your head. Cover it in body crystals. Smoke pot out of a piece of fruit. Paint one wall in your house with magnetic paint. Yes, it exists. Paint one wall in your friend's house with chalkboard paint. Light a stick of powdered deodorant on fire in the bathroom sink. Roadtrip Go geocaching. There's a geocaching.com to help you with this one. Create a geocache for others to find.