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What is Kate Winslet's USPS or other postal address?

• Hi, I'm from Nigeria and I just need her address so I can send her an email and get her bank account routing numbers...no, seriously, I'd like to send her a picture of myself which I just know she'll fall madly in love with and want to marry me "some old fashioned way". I'd rather be her gigolo than your husband! And, Mr. Edwards, Mr. Edwards, how many boats did you say are on this Cadillac? Geeze, Jack, we're gonna die! You see, Kate Winslet is really famous for her role as Ophelia in Branagh's Hamlet, at least in this household she is. "Woe is me, woe is me, for what I have seen." Again, baby, I'm interested in her postal address--keep the focus, keep the focus--it's late, I know, but someone must know her address! (Does she actually *live* somewhere?) Maybe her agent's address will do? You see, I want to be her Jerry Maguire. "I think we made a mistake." Kate, I thought your grown up girl pictures plastered all over Yahoo! were quite striking, you wild woman! What's your address, baby, I want to send you a letter? I also thought you did an excellent job in Jude the Obscure, but it's kind of hard to swallow when the kids commit suicide. Are you a feeler? If you have half a heart, you'll just reply with some random address. If you have compassion for all those 40-something guys out there (like me)--ah, Hell, we're all the same. We just want to get in your...Seriously, as Ophelia you were quite haunting (when she goes crazy) and you sing that song and then get up and walk back into the seclusion room. Obviously, I must know how it feels ;-) Write, me, please--no, no, that's my line--*I'm* the one asking for your address. I live in Michigan, the whole state is melting into the Great Lakes, slowly we're all going to disappear as General Motors moves it headquarters to Beijing. Seriously, grrl, what *is* your address?

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  I only wish I had the address to see the reply you receive