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Which type of Facebook person are you (only if you use facebook) 16 types?

• 1)The Lurker This person never posts anything or comment on anybody post but reads EVERY damn thing!!!! Weird asses!! 2)The Hyena They Hyena never says ANYTHING but other than lol rofl lol lmao lol at everything 3)Mr/Mrs POPULAR This person has over 4000+ friends on Facebook. There profile pic is usually semi nude. Showcasing them bare chest abs or breast poking out... 4) The Game- This person sits on Facebook playing games with their friends Mafia Wars, Baking virtual cakes Farmville and ext. 5)The Prophet Every time u look up this person is making references to God on each post as if they actually go to church each Sunday. Usually the HOE on the net! 6)The Thief This person scours Facebook stealing people statuses posting them as if they were there on. They have no shame word from word they will re post. 7)The Cynic This person hates their life every other post is very depressing almost suicidal. 8)The Collector This person never posts anything but joins EVERY group there is and also becomes fans of random stuff. 9)The Promoter- This is the most annoying of them ALL this person sends invites to things they no got damn well u aint going to. 10)The Liker This person never says anything but u can count on a LIKE from them because that's all they do. 11)The Hater This person swears the world is hating on them and everything they do. Usually post all the good things going on in there life and says people are jealous and trying to bring them down. 12)The Anti proofreader This person leads u to believe they skip elementary and never heard of spellcheck. Your not sure if they were typin fast or just cant spell worth ****!! 13)Drama Queen/King This person usually is extra crunk. They usually pot statuses Like (THEY NOT ABOUT THAT LIFEEE) (THEY GON MAKE ME LOOS IT TODAY)(IF THEY SAY ONE MORE WORD) so u will eventually ask them whats going on and u never receive a answer. 14)WOMP WOMPP This person is constituently trying to be funny but it never happens WOMP WOMP 15)The News always updates u about what they are doing and whom there doing it with. Wishing they would just get a twitter. 16)The Rooster Feels its there job to wake every body up screaming good morning!! where I got this from - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvSeIfB-j7Q&feature=relmfu

• Answer:

  The Lurker!:)