What do you think about my new religion that I'm gonna create?
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i was reading the bible and noticed that the catholic church has changed many things and to change that I've created this new religion its a mixture of christianity buddahism paganism IN THE BEGGINING THERE WAS GOD HE AS NOT BODY OF ANYONE OR ANYTHING HE JUST IS THERE WAS ONLY DARKNESS SO HE SAID LET ME CREATE LET THERE BE LIGHT AFTERWARDS HE CREATED THESE BEINS NAMED ANGELS HE CREATED ONE NAMED LUCIFER GOD REFERED TO THESES BEINGS AS HIS CHILDREN THEN ONE OF HIS CHILDREN LUCIFER AND A COUPLE OF ANGELS REVOLTED AGAINST THERE FATHER THERE CREATOR LUCIFER WANTED TO BE GREATER THAN HIS CREATOR GOD PUNISHED THEM AND BANNED THE FALLEN ANGELS FROM HIS KINGDOM THEN GOD IM GOING TO CREATE A BEING A SAVIOR GOD THEN CREATED HIS SON JESUS GOD CREATED HIM OUT OF HIS SPIRIT OUT OF HIS OWN IMAGE JESUS WAS A PIECE OF GOD THEN GOD SAID I WILL CREATE A UNIVERSE THEN HE CREATED THE UNIVERSE THE UNIVERSE HAD PLANETS THEN GOD CREATED THE PLANET EARTH AND HE SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT THIS LIGHT WILL SUSTAIN LIFE ON THE UNIVERSE ON THIS PLANET THEN GOD CREATED CREATED ANIMALS BIG ONES SMALL ONES AND THEN HE CREATED HUMANS OUT OF THE MUD HE CREATED ADAM A MAN and breathed life into his nostrils and he became a living soul HE PUT HIM EASTWARD IN THE GAREND IN EDEN GOD HAD CREATED BEINGS KNOWN AS gods THESE BEINGS WERE WISE THEY NEW OF THEIR CREATORS gods were created to had DOMINIONS OVER ELEMNETS GOD HAD CREATED. GOD CREATED ZEUS HE WAS TO HAVE DOMINION AND CARE FOR THE SKY POSEIDEN HE WAS TO HAVE DOMINION OVER THE SEA AND CARE FOR IT AND THEN GOD CREATED HADES HADES WAS THE FIRST OF THESE gODS TO BE CREATED HE WAS CREATED WHEN GOD BANISHED LUCIFER AND THE FALLEN ANGELS FROM HIS KINGDOM GOD THEN CREATED THE REALM OF HADES A DARK REALM OF ETRNAL SUFFERING GOD THEN CREATED HADES MASTER OF THIS REALM HE WAS TO KEEP THE FALLEN ANGELS AND LUCIFER IN HADES HADES WOULD TAKE THY SOUL OF THE DEAD EITHER TO HEAVEN OR HADES HE WOULD BRING THE SINNERS TO HADES WERE THERE WOULD BE THERE FOR ETERNITY GOD CREATED THE gODS SO THEY WOULD CARE FOR THE EARTH WHEN GOD RESTED ON THE 7 DAY SO ON THE 6 DAY GOD CREATED ADAM HE THEN SAID IT S NOT GOOD FOR MAN TO BE ALONE SO WHEN ADAM SLUMBERED GOD TOOK APART OF HIS RIB AND CREATED EVE GOD TOLD THEM THAT COULD EAT OF ANY TREE EXECPT FOR A TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GARDEN ONE DAY LUCIFER IN THE FORM OF A SNAKE TEMPTED EVE BY TELLING HER THAT IF SHE ATE OF THE TREE SHE WOULD BE MORE POWERFUL THAN GOD THE WOMEN ATE OF THE TREE AND SHE SAW IT WAS GOOD SO SHE GAVE HER HUSBAND TO EAT OF THE FRUIT THEN THEY HEARD THE VOICE OF GOD CALLING THEM THEY REALIZED THEY WERE NAKED AND HID THEMSELVES WHEN GOD FOUND THEM HE ASKED THEM WHY ARE YOU HIDING WE WERE NAKED SAID ADAM YOU HAVE EATEN OF THE FRUIT THE MAN BLAMED THE WOMEN AND THE WOMEN BLAMED THE SNAKE GOD CURSE THE SNAKKE BY MAKING IT SLITHER ON ITS BELLY ADAM AND EVE WERE CAST OUT OF THE GARDEN 1000 YEARS LATER GOD PUT ALL THE NATIONS TO THE TEST BY GIVING THEM A COMMANDMENT I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD YOU SHALL NOT HAVE STRANGE GODS BEFORE ME THE GREEKS CHOOSE THE gODS ZEUS AS THE THEIR GOD AND THE gODS GOD CREATED BUT THE CHILDREN OF SIRAEL CHOOSES GOD THE GOD OF THEIR FATHER ABRAHAM ISSACC AND JACOB IN THIS WAY GOD CHOOSES ISRAEL AS HIS PEOPLE THE JEWS BUT PROMISES THE OTHER NATIONS THAT HE WILL SEND PROPHETS AND MESANGERS SO THEY CAN LEARN GOD'S WAY OF LOVE BUT THE JEWISH NATION THE ISRAELITES ARE BLESSED UPON THE OTHER NATIONS THAT GOD WILL SEND THEM JESUS THERE SON AT THEIR GREAT TIME OF NEED TO SAVE THEM . LAWS OF THIS RELIGION IF YOU DO BAD YOU WILL GO TO HADES WHERE YOU WILL SUFFER IF YOU ARE GOOD (YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE THIS RELIGION ) IF YOUR ARE GOD BUT DO NOT BELIVE IN GOD YOU WILL GO TO HEAVEN BECAUSE GOD IS GOOD AND KINDNESS SO IN A WAY YOU ACCEPTED GOD IN TO YOUR HEART .HEAVEN IS FILLED WITH RICHES HEAVEN WILL BE WORSHIPING GOD BUT ASO YOU WILL ALSO LIVE HAPPILY EVERYTHING YOU WANTED ON EARTH AND MORE YOU WILL HAVE HERE . THE REALM OF HADES HAS EIGHRT REALMS .FESTIVALS THIS CHRISTIAITY CELEBRATES CHRISTIAN , JEWISH AND PAGAN HOLIDAYS PLACE OF WORSHIP IS A TEMPLE WHERE WE GO TO PRAY AND ASK JESUS AND GOD FOR FORGIVNESS MASS IS AN HOUR LONG WE READ THE SCIPTURES THERES A PART WHERE WE PRAY A PART WHERE WE SING AND DANCE AND WE RECIVE THE EUCHARIST .
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Your new religion contains far too many capital letters and far too few bullet points for my liking.
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I take it that the sins according to your religion include paragraph breaks and proper use of the Caps Lock key?
Hal Roach
That's so 3rd century
You are obviously a divinely inspired prophet. I surrender my will to you. I will abandon all critical thought and will not question anything you say. Thou ardst the annointed one!
Ted
Yours have some truth. The Bible is the truth.
shahidameen
EVERYONE NEEDS A PURPOSE, RIGHT...............? . RELIGION IS AN OPEN SUBJECT...............// .
gw
Spilt grape soda on your keyboard, didn't you?
I'm just not convinced. Bite me
Sounds A+
IM BATMAN JESUS LOL
I think it would be better if both atheists and theists demand a reform of the catholic church. It celebrates false holidays, it daily opposes biblical teachings, it is a moral mess, the pope is abhorrent, it spreads filthy lies about condoms, it hates masturbation for no reason, it hates homosexuals when clearly that is the worst thing to do in a growingly liberal earth.
The Infallible Pope
learn to use your spell check or pay better attention in spelling and vocabulary, english and sentence structure classes and grammar to increase any credibility you may have. for the rest of it, you are on your own.
anthony h
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