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If Canada were to buy the USA from China, how would Canada rearrange Canadian-owned USA?

  • If USA became a Canadian possession, instead of a Chinese one.... and if you were in control, what would you do first? Would Canada ban reality TV? Close off all McDonald's and replace them franchises with Mc Chez Poutines? Would Canada put Ron Paul in charge of Canada-owned USA?? Use your imagination to rearrange USA the Canadian way and list your changes. =D (This Q was inspired by that one: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20120412150927AAFMKyc )

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    Actually we've already agreed to split things 50-50 with the Mexicans. And impatient as always, they've already started colonizing their half. Canada's plan is more subtle: addict our new citizens to Canada's national beverage: -Tim Hortons Coffee. Once they're all hopelessly hooked on the fuel of the gods, the rest will fall into place: -Education, healthcare, poutine, more legal rights and The Mercer Report on CBC. Well, that or turn our half into a sort of Jurassic-Park-meets-Planet-of-the-Apes theme park for European tourists. "See Wild Americans in their Natural Habitat! (And don't forget to visit the gift shop!)" We haven't taken a vote on which it'll be yet.

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I don't think we would want the US. Too many social problems to clean up.

thinkingtime

China doesn't own the US. China does not even own a majority of the US foreign debt. No where near it. Another example of someone drinking the Fox News kool aid.

Soviet Canuckistan

I, not even if it was listed as a giveaway. But I would keep MacDonald's as it is, but got it to a more healthier consistency. Look at your health care system, and introduce something like we have. Also look at your auto industry, and how much of a drain that is on the system. With the initiatives that Obama tried or is trying to introduce, keep him there, look at your senate, and scale it down get rid of the lame ducks. Ooops, forgot one, look into the scope of the military, cut waste, and make it more efficient.

C.M. C

Never gonna happen. Canada would rather be part of Australia and Britain to be with their beloved ones.

Crow

Are you Eric?

Don Cherry

I`d sell the US to the Mexicans. They`re the only ones that seem to be hellbent of getting into the place and staying there.

Canada would most definitely not put Ron Paul in charge of the US seeing as the Canadian government is much more involved in its citizens lives than the US government. Québec should buy the US and English Canada. They'd have it running right.

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If Canada were to buy all of the US debt China owns they would then own 8% of all US debt outstanding. No where near having a majority of ownership. The two largest holders of US debt is the US Social Security Trust fund the US Federal Reserve.

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