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Will insurance companies pay for damages caused by an Act of God?

Who are these insurance companies that know what is and isn't an act of God?

  • How do they decide? Have they got a hotline to God? They call God up, do they? And go... Ring, ring. Insurance: Hello? God: Hello? Insurance: Erm, could I speak to God, please? God: Speaking. Insurance: Oh. I didn't think you'd answer the phone yourself! God: What'd you want? Insurance: Erm, sorry. That volcanic ash cloud. Was that you? God: Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, that was an act of me, all right! Insurance: So I shouldn't pay out? God: Don't ******* pay 'em a penny, son, no. Insurance: Oh, cheers. While I've got you here, did you make a tree fall on Steve Baxter's car? God: Lot of Steve Baxters Insurance: Erm, 2 Acacia Road, Hounslow. It happened on 3rd of June, 2:15. God: 3rd June, 2:15- No, that wasn't me. I was in Africa then giving AIDS to babies. Ricky Gervais: He does everything!

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    Since Chrsitians claim everything is made and controlled by god why do they waste money gettting insurance that does not pay out for acts of god?

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ROFL Actually, insurance companies now use the term "Act of Nature".

Қєlly - Demigoddess

any thing that a human does not cause is called a act of god

Gregory

Are we talking about Lord Ganesha? Probably an Indian call centre.

Ward J.C.

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