What's the contract job?

Whats the perfect stoner job?

• Whats up guys, I got a problem, I've gone through about 17 or 18 jobs now. The problem is I can never keep a job without either confliciting with one of the workers or boss or finding an easy enougjob that doesn't make me want to cry before I go in. I know I need a lot of pshychological help but thers no chance of that so i've given myself permission to find a situation that works and smoke what works to keep me optimistic. I've worked at factories, they're way to fast paced, I've telemarketed, thats too hard, (Stress/sale consistancy), I've done data entry for a relatively easy contract it wasn't 10 key stroke #'s (plus I was allowed to listen to music). I've done a lot of things, department stores etc. I'm about to move to Toronto Canada and I want to know, whats something that would leave me be to myself, I could possibly listen to music, doesn't require a super amount of effort, and I could smoke at? Custodian? Night Security? More data entry, you be the judge, serious answers only

• Answer:

  I recommend a job that can support your habit propetually: Professional Trafficer. No I'm serious. If you're not willing to put in enough effort to seek help and admit that you've got a problem and need some people to help you deal with it, and nor are you willing to quit the adiction on your own, that is the very best job for you. There's no better place to relax and smoke to your hearts content, than in the drug trade. Start off small, such as in one of those biker gang sub-clans, and work your way up from there. If you play your cards right, not only will you get to smoke all the product you want, but you'll also be able to avoid the stress that many less skilled stoners put themselves through. Seriously: You can do better! Get yourself training, get yourself sober, and then, get yourself a decent job (DJ perhaps?) that lets you use your training, skills, and interests.