Does anyone know of a really great classical monologue?

Does anyone know where I can find a commercial monologue?

• I am going to audition for an agency for commercial representation and they said I need to prepare a commercial about 30 seconds long. Anyone know where I can find a monologue for this? Thx for the help.

• Answer:

  There's NO such thing as a commercial monologue! There's commercial copy. Try looking in magazines such as People Magazine. Look for ads that you could see yourself using or selling. Usually in the ad, there's a paragraph. Copy that and VOILA! that's your commercial copy/script. By the way, Sylvia Ferguson is a SCAM agency! If you get signed by her, she'll make you pay $140 for this bogus casting site called E-Talent Files. She says that it will help you get more jobs, when in reality it DOESN'T! It's another source of income for her. She's ruined her reputation because of it. I audition for major commercials and NEVER see her on the sign in sheets. She's also NOT state licensed. You can't legally function as an agency if you don't have that. She DOESN'T! Here are the top Commercial Agencies: Top Commercial Agencies(*=definite winners): KSR * Abrams * CESD * Diverse * Coast to Coast * Daniel Hoff * Commercial Talent * Commercials Unlimited Innovative Artists * Independent Artists Flick Commercials DPM DDO Venture IAB Sutton, Barth, Venari * Arlene Thornton and Associates Pantheon * Beverly Hecht Don Buchwald and Associates * M. Greene and associates AKA * Amsel, Eisenstadt & Frazier Brady, Brannon, and Rich * Brass Artists Aqua Special Artists Agency Amatruda, Benson, and Assoc. Angel City BiCoastal Clear Talent Group Lemon Lime LA Talent LW1 Mavrick Momentum NTA Up and Comers: -Talentworks (Emily Hope from ACME is here)