What would happen if ...? (Harry Potter)?

Well, this might take a while, but okay. 1. Okay, What is SAW? I, for some reason, don't know many shorter terms for words. I'm not sure though, I probably wouldn't be watching the movie, neither would them, I would probably be bothering them with Questions like "Snape, Why aren't you dead?" But they would probably think, "Who the hell is this and is she a witch or not? What house? I do hope Slytherin." 2. I doubt that he would actually stand to watch it. But if somehow he did, he would probably be disgusted. He would think, "What kind of disgusting Muggle Invention is this? I shall kill whoever created it!" He would probably say it. 3. Harry would be startled, and so would Daniel because, well, Harry is a cartoon drawing....but they would think- "Who the hell is this?!??!" They would probably start out "Who are you?!?!" (at the same time) they might talk about harry and how his life is. 4. Snape probably wouldn't talk...but he would think "How dare she earlier??!?! She just walks in and humiliates me in front of potter and weasley?! Oh, how I wish I could hit her." He probably really despised her. She would think "Oh, The Half-Blood who didn't make the cut for Defense against the dark arts professor." 5. He would say "You are a wizard! You should as well know that it works, filthy HufflePuff, 50 points from HufflePuff! And you have a week's detention!" 6. I doubt he would care....He would probably treat her the same way he does.... 7. I think Snape would probably hate her more. He also hated Harry for having Lily's eyes, and reminding him of her. 8. I would scream, jump, scream, jump, scream, jump, scream, You see where this is going. 9. Lupin would probably say "Thank you, Harry. I do love Chocolate. Good think if a student gets sick." 10. I would hope you give me best answer. :)

wow. are you an elf?

1) What would happen if you made Draco Malfoy or/and Snape watch all the SAW movies? Draco is such a whimp, he'd cry. 2) What would happen if you made Voldemort watch the afternoon hour of family channel (this is like cartoons for children) H'ed kill you. 3) Harry Potter met up with his on-screen portreyal, Daniel Radcliffe, what do you think they would discuss Really good one!!! Um, I dunno. Book Harry would be freaked out! 4) What would Snape TALK about with Umbridge if they were in their "staff room" alone? (I donno, but this was a random thought that just occurred to me and I am now wondering what your opinion is) Harry, most likely. 5) What would happen if a Hufflepuff student went on and on to Professor Snape after class about how what they did in class didn't make any sense on scientific term, and could explain logically how it was impossible, and that after calculations, pointed out that Snape was wrong and the potion was incorrect? LMAO...everyone run for your life!! 6) What would happen if Ginny had had Emerald green eyes....(I donno like mysteriously and magically, even in this unlikely event) Do you think Snape even pays that much attention to even notice... I believe he'd notice that a LOT!!!! 7) in accordance to #6 what if Hermione, still looking like herself, also, unlikely yet magically had identical eyes to Harry, do you think Snape would still treat her as an "insufferable know-it-all? Yes, he still treated Harry the like crap, so what makes Hermione any different? 8) What would happen if you got your Hogwarts letter (as many years ago as you were 11) I'd be like OMG!!!!! I'd SO go!!!! I wouldn't know what to do, as I'd be so overjoyed. I'd be a Colin Creevy :) 9) What would happen Harry gave Lupin chocolate...just one regular day at Hogwarts and he's like "Here, Professor, I hope you like chocolate?" LOL, Lupin would take it, and give Harry extra *wink, wink8 lessons... 10) What would happen if you gave me a star? I just did!!

1) donno wht SAW is. ifu post L8er on about what it is, i'll edit and reply. =] 2) Me: I do know you prefer spending ur time killing people, but I'd really like to help to understand love. I think u should watch 'the Simpsons.' Its a gr8 show! Voldy: Hmm, well, it is strange 2 b aqquainted with these niceties, but I suppose I MUST charge my wand battery, the Avada Kedavra takesup so much battery.... (watches the show) Me: so, how was it?? Voldy: It was charming, i must say, but certainly boring. It would be more interesing if some1 died...I did like the baby, though, very worthy of the Avada. Well, I must go, I have a few more murders and an appointment with Harry Potter on my To-Do List today... 3) Harry: Hmm...u'r a nice bloke, but I reckon u should work out a bit more, Dan: i know...I dont get time... Harry: u'r OK, though, but Rupert n Emma r perfect protrayals of Ron n Hermione. She'll b pleased. Dan: I know, Rup told me. HP6 was a gr8 success, but I enjoyed the 4th movie better Harry: oh, u did the 4th one fyn, but u need more expressions. Dan: Oh, yeah?? Harry: (raises eyebrows) umm, yes Dan: (droops shoulders) 'm sorry, I thought i created an intimidating impression. 4) Sanpe: I think Harry Potter is the most arrogant nd mediocre student in hogwarts. Umbridge: I know, I like to compare him to Charcoal, one of my frisky cats. Most disobedient, u know. He wont even say Good morning properly 2 me. Snape: Oh, why are v wasting our time, talking abt wht cannot be changed? Lets sing the School Song!!!! Umbridge: YEAH!! Together: Oh, Hogwarts, hogwarts, hoggy warty hogwarts.... 5)I hve no imagination abt this one 6)IN POTIONS CLASS Snape: I'd like u all to to make some Veritaserum and test is on..on..(catches sight of Ginny) Miss Weasly, I'd like to c u in office rite away! Ginny: be warned prof, I am learned in the Bat bogey Hex! Snape: You are a re-incarnation of Lily!!!!!! 7)yes, he would, he treats harry badly too. 8)Id freak out, faint, regain consiousness, pack my bags, and go 2 school Me: I'm goin 2 hogwarts. Sisters: yay! Mom n dad: No! I hold up my nose n march out! 9)Harry: Prof, this is 4 the choc u gave me in my 3rd yr. Here, I hope u like fruit n nut. Lupin: its nice, but I prefer milk chocolate, but no matter Harry: Oh, I can fix that (chants) Oh, this wonderful fruit n nu delight Turn urself into choclate thats white! 10) I'd go to the pic of the star and click it, which i'll just do 4 a WONDERFUL question. :)

1) Well, I wouldn't be watching for sure. Lol, scary movies + nightmares = not my thing. I'd probably just be watching Draco and Snape huddle up and cry from being scared. 2) Not only the fact that he would AK me... I think he'd giggle a little at Dora and her monkey... Boots, right? ;]. Then he'd turn my death into a horcrux... the object, you ask? A blue monkey named Booties. 3) First they'd be like, AH! WTF! Then when the shock wore off, probably about whose 'wand' was bigger... 4) Hello, isn't it obvious? Snape would be like "Hey Umbridgety-bridge! Where'd ya get your pink blinggggg?" 5) I think Snape would be ignorant and say "DETENTION" without listening to the little bee. (Get it, they're yellow and black, HAhaHA) 6) Well, all of Harry's kids would have green eyes. Not just Albus. And I think Snape would've noticed. I don't know if he'd register the connection immediately, like he did with Harry, but who knows. He's a smart man... I think he would dismiss Ginny a little. Not as much as he does Harry. He hates Harry bc he reminds him of Lily, not so much James. So if Harry reminds him of Lily, Ginny would too. So the reaction would be similar, correct? Ah, confusing. Let's move on shall we? 7) AH! I thought I could escape #6 but I guess not.. Well, I don't think he'd actually call her an insufferable know-it-all. Lily was a know-it-all as well wasn't she? I think it would be about the same reaction as to Ginny. (Please don't let #8 be anything like this! ;]) 8) (OK I'm safe!) Uhm, like any other 11 yr old girl, I would run around the house screaming and I'd go school shopping RIGHT AWAY. 9) Uhmm. Depends. If Lupin was in werewolf form, well say good-bye to normal Harry bc he'd be a werewolf.If Lupin wasn't a werewolf at the time.. I think he'd just take the chocolate. Not much to say, lol. 10) I would be interested. *Marks the star*

1. Snape and malfoy would like get inspired and be the next jigsaw, they would like create magical machines of torture and they could torture everyone in griffyndor and such. 2.Voldemort would go crazy and kill himself it would be funny haha he'd be like ARRRRGH what is this torture whyy whyyy:'(. 3. they would discuss penis sizes and hermionies and ginny "nice skin" 4. haaa umbridge would be like "hello severusss how are you" and he'd be like "Fine, yourself, Doloris?" and then small talk aside the conversation would be dead and they would sink into awkwardness. 5. Snape would be like "Propostorous! you are wrong, Wrrrooongg! A week of detention" 6. Snape wouldnt care i dont think he doesnt like ginny just lily. 7. Yeah probably 8. id be like Muuuuum im going to hogwarts yaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy yay yayy yayyyyyy :D :D :D :D :DDDDD 9. uh i dunno? lupin would eat the chocolate and say thank you?

Oooo how fun!!! 1. It might give them ideas! I think maybe they would team together and then somehow trap harry and his posse in the girl's bathroom and put on Death Eater masks, and get on a tv (which magically popped into the bathroom) and tell harry that they would "like to play a game!!" 2. I think either he would say "bah! i have no time for this rubbish! come my less-awesome followers, lets go play with some muggles!" or he would get really into it! Like "These teletubbies... how do they project these images from their bellies? I must harness this magic and use it to kill lots of muggles!" 3. Harry would say "you're working for the ministry aren't you!? I won't have it!! My life already sucks enough!" 4. ooo this is a good question... i think they would get into a heated debate on the best way to punish students. 5. Snape would listen for a minute with a smirk, then would tell them to shut it, he has no time for that sort of drivel! Then i would hope that the kid would upchuck on his shoes, like in the 6th movie! That was quite a hoot. 6. He would be depressed cuz she would look just like Lily... i think he would notice. 7. I think he would still treat her that way, maybe even more so because he wouldn't want to be reminded of Lily. 8. I would dance around and go tell everyone i knew that I was a witch, and i would start practicing my magic and learning everything about it! I would be a lot like Hermione actually, haha! Ohh man i would be SO happy! 9. Lupin would be like "Err... thank you, Harry... but don't you remember I happen to keep chocolate with me at all times?" And then maybe they would have a chocolate party and get really fat...cuz they were so happy with their chocolate that they always keep in their pockets. and then snape would burst in and poop on the party, as always. 10. hmm... i think that might cause voldemort to rise back to power. but what the hell, i'll go for it! :P

1 erm they would get eviler

1: if I had Snape and Draco alone with me in a room, we would not be watching the movie. I would hex Snape and keep Draco for myself. :]] hehe 2: Voldemort would sit in the corner crying, because it would remind him of why he is so afraid of Dumbledore. Because Tom Riddle was always afraid that 'gay' Albus would rape him. :]] hehe. 3: They wouldn't discuss anything further than Harry trying to calm down Daniel, who would be screaming like the little fangirl he is. X]] 4: If Snape and Umbridge were in a room alone together, she would be trying to seduce her. And he would yell, "You're too fat! Lily could fit into your dress size ten times! You ugly toad!" lol, I guess I'm in the mood to poke fun. :]] hehe 5: Snape's brow would raise and he would look that student in the eyes and say, "Now I can see why everyone thinks Hufflepuffs are so stupid." 6: Snape would look at Ginny and think she were Lily, with her red hair and green eyes. Ginny would soon become his favorite student. 7: Yes, Hermione would still be an 'insufferable know-it-all' haha, because she kind of is. :]] 8: I actually waited for my Hogwarts letter, got it and was sorted into Gryffindor, where Fred Weasley and I fell madly in love, eloped, and Jo made it look like he died to save Angelina Johnson from murdering me. :]] 9: Lupin would look Harry quizzically in the eye and ask him if he were planning on setting a rogue dementor on him. 10: If I gave you a star, you would have to give me a star as well. :]]