Is it true redheads come from wood piles?????

The origin of redheads.... Many have wondered for ages where do redheads come from. Myself included, being a redhead with no direct parental lineage that share my hairy condition. I often asked my parents from where did I inherit the redheaded-ness, with no proper answer. Recently I spoke to one of my wife's girlfriends, who knows an anthropoligist who actually studied the origins of the various "white" people's ancestry. Turns out that eons ago, when the northern barbarians descended to the southern lands (so vikings and whatnot) to rape and pillage and conquer the other "worlds", they also mated with various other ethnicities, creating various mixtures of the "white" breed. Long story short, redheads could be the result of one particular type of violent mating ritual, which invloved the forced mating between the black races (the "******") and albinos. This, after a couple of generations, would have apparently created the "white" redhead. These in turn would also mate with other breeds, making these "freaks" of nature slowly into the white redheads of today. it also turns out that the redhead "gene" can skid a few generations, which would explain why I never met any living relative which was also a redhead. There are also other hair-types, like blondes or brunettes, who also have the redheaded-gene, so they have the red pigmentation, which makes their complexion different from the more "standard" blondes and bruns. This is of course but one theory. I thought it was at the very least entertaining and thought I would share it with you, since I accidentally stumbled upon your question. Cheers!

Never heard that one. I'm sure it's not true.

Another question asked by a true idiot. You must be your mothers miscarriage.

WTF mate?

what the heck!!???