What are good quotes to insult someone back?

Insulting their intelligence always works(assuming they have any) Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today" Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing" Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own" "I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works" or if that fails start on their appearance, "Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?" He has a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard "She loves 'NATURE' - In spite of what it did to her." Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?" Can I borrow your face for a few days? My *** is going on holiday." See, that's what's meant by dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome." I've seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!" and then you can be just plain rude Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open? I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ***.

Can I use your brain? I'm trying to build an idiot.

Look at the person. Pause, start to speak, stop. Then say "I don't believe I heard you say that. You don't really want to repeated it do you? After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. http://www.corsinet.com/braincandy/insult.html A modest little person, with much to be modest about. http://www.geocities.com/loudjadedopinions/insulting.html I’m busy. Can I ignore you some other time http://quotes.wordpress.com/2007/02/16/insulting-quotes/

I always open my mouth and breathe in like I'm going to say something angry, then I let an evil grin spread over my face, chuckle, shake my head, and walk away. If they ask me "What?" I say: "Well, I was going to say something witty, then I realised how stupid I'd have to be to waste a really good come-back like that on someone like YOU." If they then ask you "What's that supposed to mean?" you say, "Come ON; I know you're stupid, but surely you can work THAT out." Then you force them to work it out themselves by ignoring them.

My friend always told me to go for something that ISNT wrong with them. So say someone always has clean teeth, you would retort back " Well atleast my breath doesnt stink" because that would make them think"what eh" and they would be confused. and even start to wonder if their breath did stink. Or something like "well you know what they say about ppl with blue eyes" they would challenge you then and you could say " google it babe" laugh and walk away. And it works!!!

your mom

"Can I offer you a mint? Just because I have to hear your words doesn't mean I want to smell them too"

We need to know what we're responding to!

I like to say, "Did you forget to pay your brain bill?" or "You can't expect to get the big picture when you have such a small screen."